I said, "No ringin' the damn bell." [doorbell rings] I'm gonna kill somebody.
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Oh, hi, Matt. How are you, dear? I'm extremely immature.
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[Maddy crying] How?
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But you wanna keep Maddy to yourself because you need a life raft.
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I'm… I'mma bring Maddy up because I'm her father. -And because I love her. -[Marion] I know you love her. Do you know that I love her, Marion, because I doubt that you really do. I have no doubt you love that baby. I have no doubt you loved my Liz.
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But this… this looks insane. I mean, that's… that's tight there, Marion. What, do you think she's gonna run away or somethin'? -Hmm. -[Jordan chewing] What up? How you doin'?
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These are Flamin' Hots. Anybody want some? Grandmas? Want me to give one to the baby? Mmm.
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[softly] It's all right.
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[Marion whimpering]
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You told-- [laughs]
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But then they get real petty one day and kick you in your back 'cause you snoring while you sleep. -What? -You're sleeping on the floor. -You're all messed up. -What? -Carpet burns on your arm. -That's-- What are you-- That's enough! -It's not enough, okay? -It is enough. You don't know if you're gonna find a special someone. You're not talking about nobody but yourself-- You know he's talking about himself, right? I know. But if they liked each other, and then they didn't like each other, couldn't they like each other again? And wouldn't that be fun?
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[in French accent] You know where the pot of gold is? [in Irish accent] Begorra, the pot of gold is right over there. And now that rainbow's up and disappeared. I think you're full of horse blarney. I'd like to show you what I'm full of, me lassie, if you've no objection. [Maddy and Jordan laugh] [woman] I've no objection to plucking the clover out of you. I'm seeing stars. [woman] You'll be seeing more than stars in a moment.
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-Wait, did you call her? -Zip it. -What do you mean, "Zip it"? -Zip it. Don't be a bonehead. -Why I gotta be a bonehead? -Don't be a bonehead. -Maddy can handle it, right? -Stop. What'd I ask you to do? Handle what? -Jordan, what'd I say? -Look, I got this. -Jordan, I don't-- -I got this. -Jordan-- -That's what friends are for. Sometimes two adults meet each other, right? And they fall in love. And then they both are nearsighted.
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Give me a high five or something, a hug. Come here. -I mean… -You are brilliant. You a genius. Gotta be to make sense of all that stuff you just said. Don't be a hater. I wanna-- Look, you are so smart. You definitely don't get that from your daddy.
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Have that in common and all these beautiful things. They take long walks in the park together. You know, you find that special someone.
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-Oh, that's off. -Daddy, they were about to wrestle. I know that. I know that. And that's a little… It's a little too violent for you to watch, honey.
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Is there, like, a warning on it that kids shouldn't watch it? There's definitely a warning.