Worst scenario is if you get seated at a table right across from each other. Okay, no one's making out if they're three feet apart. Simple geology. You need a booth, okay? It's better for flirting, not-so-accidental touching, making out. Game on. Wow, I had no idea guys like you even thought about this kind of stuff. Well, that's because you're racist against jocks. You're a jock-cist.
The DUFF
14.3s
Wow, boys' locker room. Nice. Oh, uh... I need to talk to you about something. - So... - Mm-hm. What? - You have a question? Hmm? - Yeah. Don't do that.
The DUFF
11.4s
- Hmm? Question? You do. - Uh... Heh. - Stop. - You don't. Ha, ha. Come on, please. It's important. - What do you want? - Let's go. - Okay. - Ugh.
The DUFF
9.8s
- So you asked him out? - Yeah. - That's awesome. - Yeah. What's the problem? If you must know, I've never been on an actual date before.
The DUFF
4.7s
Okay, okay. Sit down, sit down. We got this. Come here. All right.
The DUFF
3.6s
Okay, you, Toby. Let's get started.
The DUFF
1.7s
Wes?
The DUFF
10.6s
- Wes. - Hey. - What the hell? - You embarrassed? - Now you know how it feels. - Whoa, who let her in? - Wes? - Whoa, Bianca, what the hell is this? Ah, kind of looks like a penis, only smaller.
The DUFF
14.5s
- Huh? - Wow. Um... What happens here? Well, it's gonna blow your mind, but sit on the rock. - Unh. - Good, good. And then you think.
The DUFF
4.6s
Hey, B, where the hell are we going? My special place. You'll see.
The DUFF
4.9s
Got a second to talk to a fan? Yeah, sure, what's up?
The DUFF
3s
Hey there. Hey, Bianca.
The DUFF
3.3s
I give you Think Rock.
The DUFF
1.6s
Hey, you're welcome.
The DUFF
23.8s
Uh, in porn, maybe. What's wrong with porn? If this was a porn movie, we wouldn't be sitting on a rock having a conversation. You know, you'd be bringing me a pizza or, um, you know, cleaning my pool. How old is the porn you're watching? That doesn't... That's not... That's not even a thing anymore. - They don't do that? - Ha, ha. All right, you know what?
The DUFF
21s
Is that what it felt like? That I hadn't made out with anyone in a while or whatever? Well, I mean, I'm more of a tongue guy myself, but... You don't say? I think I felt it poking out my butthole. - Ha-ha-ha. - So far down my throat. Ha, ha. Are you giving me kissing advice?
The DUFF
9.2s
I'm gonna give you a lesson. It's gonna be free. The first one's always free. All right, this is how girls like to be kissed. - We're doing this? - We're doing this.
The DUFF
9.4s
- Close your eyes. Ha, ha. - Heh. - Ready. - Okay, okay. Lean in. Hey-oh. Go slow, okay? Let the tension build.
