I promise, I didn't send the video, okay? I overheard Madison bragging about it to her friends. I mean, the angles weren't even from where I was sitting.
The DUFF
8.6s
I didn't regret hitting "send," but I did regret how I left things with Jess and Casey. So all of this because of some word?
The DUFF
1.2s
Too long.
The DUFF
9s
Oh, no. That was a good one. - You are a phenomenal kisser. - Ha-ha-ha. - Thank you. That's how we like it. - What is that?
The DUFF
15.6s
Oh, no, no. Dear God, it's "duck face," and stop that forever. All right. I'm just trying to get more of these thingies, these, uh, flirties. Hmm. This is a tough conversation for me. Let's focus on the picture. Uh, here we go.
The DUFF
9.1s
I'm gonna look like Hillary Clinton, Mom. I know, right? Okay, kids, enjoy your party. I love you. I have another seminar to prep for. - Okay, bye. - Bye.
The DUFF
3.9s
What? You've got to be kidding me.
The DUFF
5s
Charlie Piper. My cousin Charlie Piper?
The DUFF
17.5s
All right, let me tell you something. I was in the depression stage about my ex, but I combined my ex with "depression," and I got "expression." if you girls wanna really knock the boys out, you should project boldness with a power pantsuit combo.
The DUFF
5.5s
That was a good take for me. Get a wide shot too. Hey, Caitlyn, take five. - Thanks. - Ew.
The DUFF
3.6s
- Wesley? - Agh! Caitlyn.
The DUFF
30.8s
But one night divine inspiration struck. You can expect to go through five stages. - The first is denial. - No way, because I'm not dying. - Second is anger. - Why, you little... Agh! After that comes fear. - What's after fear? - Bargaining. Get me out of this. I'll make it worth your while. - Finally, acceptance. - Well, we all gotta go sometime. And just like that, she became Dottie Piper, local celebrity to the 40-and-over self-help crowd, all-around rock star and occasional mom.
The DUFF
10.3s
Jess has the hottest ass. Casey has the hottest rack. Bianca, she has the hottest friends. - Yeah. - Yeah.
The DUFF
9.2s
- I would play "Call of Duty" with her... - Yeah. - ...all night. - Wait, what? And bang her hard too, to the point of needing helmets. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That too, yeah.
The DUFF
4.8s
Nope, not me, either. Shaw's over. Just Bianca.
The DUFF
4.2s
Yeah, that's not me. Casey Cordero.
The DUFF
4.2s
Martin Van Buren. Nickelback. Antidisestablishmentarianism.
The DUFF
14.3s
Okay. Mini Stalin, dead ahead. Meet Madison Morgan. As she would tell you herself, she's the hottest girl in school. Even the gay guys wanna date her. I would totally bang the shit out of her. But I Wouldn't like it.
