This is why we are not dating, okay? Because you, my friend, are a juvenile dipshit. - I could be dating college guys... - Yeah. ...or famous people or 30-year-olds. That sounds like an awesome episode of Dateline. Enjoy those saggy balls. Fine, I will. Ugh.
The DUFF
17.4s
Why was I Bosley? There were three Angels. Okay. You know in Batman when that guy falls into the vat of acid and becomes the Joker? This was my "vat of acid" moment. My best friends made me the DUFF. And that made me...
The DUFF
9.7s
It was becoming harder and harder to deny the truth. - Without Jess and Casey... - Hey, Jess, Casey. Hey, Principal Buchanon. ...I ceased to be.
The DUFF
12.2s
Hello? Are you okay? Yeah, just get the food. - Hey there, Jess and Casey. - Hey Hey, Elaine. Hey, you.
The DUFF
2.9s
Holy shit. I was the DUFF.
The DUFF
2s
Girls, party at my place.
The DUFF
1.7s
Hey, Jess. Hey, Casey.
The DUFF
1.8s
Jess and Casey.
The DUFF
1.5s
Angry.
The DUFF
2.1s
Jess and Casey.
The DUFF
2.5s
Jess and Casey. Jess and Casey.
The DUFF
2.7s
- Are you kidding? Okay. - I'll murder you.
The DUFF
35.2s
You called me fat and ugly, Wesley. What? No, I didn't. I called you the DUFF. Yeah, excuse me. It's just that stands for Designated Ugly Fat Friend, dick face. You can't take it literally, okay? I mean, the DUFF doesn't actually have to be fat or ugly. You know, like Tony Romo, he's a Dallas Cowboy. It's not like he rides a horse, right? I have no idea what the hell you're talking about. I'm just saying, I would never call anyone fat or ugly. Okay? That's messed up. But it's the word and it stuck. It's a catchall. Oh, my God. Get out of here before I murder you.
The DUFF
15.4s
B, where the hell'd you go? Home. Wasn't feeling good. Oh, well, you didn't really miss much. Yeah, except Jess making out with Ryan Jensen, the cops busting up the party, and, like, everyone TP'ing Rebecca Cutter's house. She's right, it was pretty awesome.
The DUFF
7.4s
I work alone. - Take a hint. - Why are you so grumpy? You know, I should be mad at you. You ruined my favorite shirt.
The DUFF
7.6s
Hey, Duffy. Shouldn't you be working with a partner? Shouldn't you be working at all? Lab partner's got this.
The DUFF
4.6s
Oh, boy. Clearly. Bill Nye over there looks like she's about to drink that acid.
The DUFF
5.1s
Impress me to get to my friends. I am the gatekeeper.
