Why all the clothes? Well, all the great writers used to wear great suits. So your last present is on a towel rack in the bathroom. Delve into our facilities. Emerge a star. Perfect. Will you hand these out while I'm gone? Wait a second. There's only Secret Santa presents. There's rules. Mary Elizabeth, why are you trying to eat Christmas? Hand them out, Sam. All right. Mary Elizabeth. Foryou.
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Okay. Okeydokey. I have received socks, pants, a shirt and a belt. I was ordered to wear them all tonight, so... Guessing my Secret Santa is Mary Elizabeth. Now why do you say that? You know, she bosses people around sometimes. Sorry. - What the hell is wrong with you? - Sorry. You'll be surprised to know that your Secret Santa is actually me.
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Charlie. Obviously. Beautifully done. All right, Charlie. It's your turn.
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C minus! Ladies and gentlemen, I am below average! - Below average! - Below average! Guys, 1 21 0. What?
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And this one's for me. "Alice, I knowyou'll get into NYU." Forty dollars to print PunkRocky in color next time.
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Alice. Thanks.
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No more applications! No more S.A.T.'s! Thankyou, Charlie! All right. All right, guys, I got... Multiple pairs of bluejeans. Wow, this is a really tough one... but I'm gonna have to guess Alice. Wait. Guys, a receipt! She actually paid! I'm so touched! Where's Craig? He went home to Connecticut. But he'll be back for New Year's Eve. Sorry we won't be seeing him tonight. All right, big brother by three weeks, who's your Secret Santa? I'll tell you, Sam. This one's tough. I have received a harmonica... a Magnetic Poetry set... a book about Harvey Milk... and a mix tape with the song "Asleep" on it twice. I mean, I have no idea. This collection of presents is so gay... that I think I must have given them to myself. But despite that distinct possibility... I'm gonna have to go with... Drum roll.
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Whoo!
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You gotta be kidding me. Ifyou fail me, you get me next semester.