So, you ever hear the one about Lily Miller? I don't know. Really? I thought your brother would have told you. It's a classic. Maybe. Okay, Lily comes here one night with this guy Parker. And this was to be the night that they were gonna lose their virginity. So she did it really proper. She packed a picnic. Stole a bottle ofwine. Everything was perfect and they'rejust about to "do it." When they realize they forgot the condoms. - So what do you think happened? - I don't know. They did it with one ofthe sandwich bags.
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Charlie?
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Dare. Okay, I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room... on the lips. And notice I charitably said "girl" and not "person"... because, let's face it, I'd smoke all you bitches.
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That's what you did.
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They'll be gone all night.
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Shit! My parents! Shit! - Here, zip this up. - Okay. No, I got this. Just zip it up like a normal zipper! It's stuck. It'sjust...
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After that, all Patrick could talk about was college and all their futures. Alice did get into NYU film school. Patrick is going to the University ofWashington... because he wants to be near the music in Seattle. But he wasn't going to leave without organizing the best senior prank ever.
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Did you have fun on your break? More fun than you're gonna have today, Sinatra.
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- That's your suburban legend? - Yeah. - Did you at least cop a feel? - No. No. Ofcourse not. You went home... listened to "Asleep," wrote a poem... Fine. Okay. Your turn.
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Are you okay? Not now, Charlie. I'm sorry.
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Sam is going away right after graduation. It all feels very exciting. I just wish it were happening to me. Especially because, ever since I blacked out in the cafeteria... it's been getting worse. And I can't turn it offthis time. All right, guys, you wanna pass your copies of Gatsby up to the front, please. And I know it's the last day... but ifwe could keep it to a dull roar, I'd appreciate it. Thankyou. Guy. Guys. Thankyou for such a great year. I had a blast. I hope you did, too. And I hope you have a great time this summer on your vacations. Now who here is gonna read for pleasure this summer?
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And Sam got her letter from Penn State.
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I mean, I don't know. It's my first date, I don't have much to compare it to.
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Your mom says, "Don't go to Columbia with Candace, Derek." - Shh! Shut— - "Don't go to Columbia!" Do you always want to be a mama's boy, Derek? I am not a mama's boy! You are, because every single time I go to your house... Every single time! Shut up, Candace! You just stand there like a little bitch dog. No. Charlie— Charlie, just go. I can handle it. Just don't wake up Mom and Dad.