Well, it seems like we're both trying new things, then. What I'm talking about is a good old-fashioned crush on a boy. - Oh. - Yeah, his name is Toby. Toby.
The DUFF
5.9s
Wonderful. Heh. Mm. Can't wait. Should I bring anything or...? We'll... Okay.
The DUFF
22s
You hungry? I'm hungry. - Yeah, I could eat. - Good. Because I was hoping to take you to dinner. Ooh. How about a little Dave & Buster's? - Skee-Ball? - Ah! - A dark booth? Yeah. - Ah! I love it when you talk dirty to me. - Maybe we'll accidentally touch knees. - Oh, can I? Bianca kiss Wes now? Oh, monster voice sexy.
The DUFF
3.3s
Anupam and Lena, where are we on the school-lunch article?
The DUFF
1.6s
A lot.
The DUFF
8.6s
I promise, I didn't send the video, okay? I overheard Madison bragging about it to her friends. I mean, the angles weren't even from where I was sitting.
The DUFF
24.8s
Oh, look, arm-fold head-tilt. That's a classic. I think we can find something better. Let's see. Oh, yeah, what about this one? - This is a good one. - Aw, heh. That was Florida. Seems like a long time ago. - Yeah, you look so relaxed and happy. - Yeah, well, I was. - There you go. - Thank you. This girl's gonna have the flirties rolling in. Well, we'll see. This is all so new for me.
The DUFF
24.1s
What do you want me to say? I have nothing to say. I do everything around this house, and you don't do... - Oh, here we go. - Well, it's the truth. Wesley, will you get the door?! Oh, don't yell at him. He has nothing to do with this. Save it for therapy, okay, honey? - Wesley, get the door! - Okay, enough, I got it. Hey, ready to go get down - with some bro-valent electrons? - Yeah.
The DUFF
15.6s
Oh, no, no. Dear God, it's "duck face," and stop that forever. All right. I'm just trying to get more of these thingies, these, uh, flirties. Hmm. This is a tough conversation for me. Let's focus on the picture. Uh, here we go.
The DUFF
7.8s
- No. - Be totally gangster about it, okay? Just say, "I could tell from across the room we might be into each other. Now that I'm here, I know it. Your move."
- Just get off work? - Kind of. - Do you work here too? - Oh, I'm at the yogurt place. I'm a toppings consultant. Oh, my God. I didn't even know they had those. I've actually been making a lot of poor choices with my toppings lately. Oh, have you? Well, I got a card I can give you. - I'm Allen. - Hey, Bianca. - Nice to meet you, Bianca. - Nice to meet you. All right, so, what's the number-one mistake that people make when it comes to toppings? Ooh. Good question. - Granola. - Granola? - You wanna know why? - Yeah.
The DUFF
13.2s
Why is your hand messed up? Well, you're not the only one running around punching people today. No one else sees that video. Tell everyone. I don't know that many people. Well, make some more friends and tell them.
The DUFF
5.5s
All right, deep breath. Shoulders back. Lick your lips a little bit.
The DUFF
6.7s
Ah, don't worry about the lips. Go, strut your stuff. - Like a peacock. - Shh!