I come home, what do I see? I walk in the door and I see underwear and clothing, a guy's pants with his belt. And I walk up the stairs and I see the DVD player. On the player is the CD playing the song. And then I look down and I see my wife's panties. And then I look up and see her in the shower. I think, "That's sweet. She's in the shower. Perfect. "I'll go in. We never fuck in the shower anymore. Maybe today we will." I pull the curtain back and there's the fucking history teacher with tenure. (STEVIE WONDER'S "MY CHERIE AMOUR" PLAYING)
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Well, let's go back to the incident.
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Yeah. With mood swings and weird thinking brought on by severe stress, which rarely happens, thank God.
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Yeah, Pat! Yeah!
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- Let's go, Patty! - Come on, Pat.
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(PAT) Dad, did the Eagles win? The Eagles won, 44-6. They won, 44-6.
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(JAKE) We love you, Pat!
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(EMCEE) Up next, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Pat Solatano Jr. and Tiffany Maxwell. (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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(EMCEE) All right, let's see the scores for Solatano and Maxwell. We have a 4.9... (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) ...4.8, a 4.9.
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(THE DAVE BRUBECK QUARTET'S "MARIA" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
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They were great and they only got a 7.2. This is a tough room.
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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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(ALABAMA SHAKES' "ALWAYS ALRIGHT" PLAYING)
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(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
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- What happened? - Weight lifting accident. (TIFFANY) That sounds like bullshit. WhY'd You run by my house? - Did our conversation get you upset? - This is my route. Just back oh'. My neighbourhood. You ran by my house.
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For an average score of 5.0. (WOMAN) Sorry. (MAN) Sorry about that, guys. (CHEERING) What? Come on!
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(PAT) The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday, that's guaranteed. And I can't begin to explain that.
