Why would I want to bring anyone down the toilet? Come on, darling, it's not like that. It's a subterranean labyrinth that can take you anywhere in the city. It's weird, it smells and it's embarrassing. Sure. Good point. Judy suffers from a serious condition called "embarrassment". She is seeing a boy called Tony but won't bring him home. - So, when can I come round your house? - That's never gonna happen. She is learning Chinese... Could you tell me the way to the central business district?
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London is the place for me London, that lovely city You could go to France or America India, Asia or Australia You're gonna come back to London City London is the place for me Oh! What sort of route do you call that? Well, the young bear said it was his first time in London. I thought I'd show him the sights. - Should've charged more! - Keep the change. Cheer up, mate. Might never happen. Darling, have you got your keys?
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Thank you for holding. Your call is... - ...moderately... - ...important to us.
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- Mr Brown, are you there? - Yes, hello. Yes, that sounds fine. No, no, no, don't read me the terms and conditions. I want to action this as soon as possible. Don't put me on hold again! Paddington? What is going on in there? Er, nothing. I'm just having a spot of bother with the facilities.
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Luckily, I met the Browns, who are letting me sleep in their attic. They have a lovely house, but I'm not going to be allowed to stay. That animal is going straight to the authorities. - What about the explorer? - There is no explorer. I'm not putting this family in danger while you go on some wild-goose chase. First thing tomorrow, that bear is out of here. The Browns are a very curious tribe. Mr Brown is something called a risk analyst. He says that having a bear in the house increases the chances of major disaster by 4,000%.
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Grizzly? Not particularly. Mind you, I haven't seen him in the mornings.
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- He can sleep in my room. - He's not sleeping in anyone's room. He's going in the attic. I want you all to lock your doors. I can't find anything about an English explorer in Peru. - Of course you can't. - Why not? He's making the whole thing up. It's the sort of sob story your mother falls for. - Hang on. That's not fair. - It so is fair. You've literally just brought home a random bear. - So embarrassing. - You'd have done the same thing. We're much more similar than you think.
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Oh, it rather suits me. Marmalade Day!
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Mrs Brown illustrates adventure stories. Her latest is set in the old tunnels and sewers under London. She says she's stuck at the moment because she can't imagine what her hero looks like, but has no trouble coming up with nicknames for her daughter Judy, - like "twinkle" and "coconut" and... - Sweety pops? Hello, darling. I was thinking of going to the sewers tomorrow night. I just wondered if you wanted to join me. You could bring this Tony.
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- One night, you said. One night! - I know... You promised to take him to the authorities. - I never promised. - Well, you very heavily implied it. I'm sorry, but he was telling the truth. There really is an explorer.
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Just one sandwich contains all the vitamins and minerals a bear needs for a whole day. - Amazing. - Hmm. And your Aunt Lucy's recipe is even better than the explorer's. We must remember to take him a jar when we go to London. London? I wouldn't worry! We've been talking about that trip for 40 years. One day, Pastuzo. But why would you want to go anywhere when we live in the best place in the world?
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London is not how we imagined it. Hardly anyone says hello or wears hats. And you can no longer simply turn up at the station and get a home. It's hard to see where a bear could ever belong in such a strange, cold city.
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Do calm down, you two. There's no need to rush.
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This house just isn't the place for a bear.
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No. We won't do that. Mrs Brown? - He's family. - Family? You're not even the same species.
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Just got a bit tied up with the stationery. Come on, little bear.