So, pregame at Paul's at like 7:00-ish. Paul has his own apartment?
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Did you have asparagus?
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I don't trust that old guy. He has a shadow behind his eyes. How long have you been standing there? Hello. That's not an answer.
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Holy shit. Hey, kiddo.
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There you are.
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You've been in there for 54.. 55 minutes, Joe!!
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Yes!! Okay, come on. No, the swords.
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Joe, they're giving me hives. There's no way that they can give you hives.
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We got it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, God, okay. Flip, flip, flip the thing, and I'll, uh.. I'll take its life. Strike it at its neck. Don't compromise the meat. - I know, I know. - It may plead; don't listen. - Be cold, clinical with the blade. -I will. It may try to bargain... this is natural. - Just turn it!! - Okay!!
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Perhaps we can disillusion him. A bear who doesn't believe in anything will be easier to bring down.
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Did you buy new clothes for this? It comes like that... it's the style.
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Let's go, Biaggio. Come on. No, but the.. The quarter dark is so good. Boston Market, that's.. That's from our old life, our weak life.
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- Bad. - Bad. Gary, every time.. You see those wontons, Gary? - You see the size of them? - Mm-hmm. Those wontons are too big, my friend. Everybody loves those. People ask us for the recipe. We won't provide it. It's part of our training... how to deal with people who want the recipe too bad. - Oh? -We have a phrase we have to repeat. - What is that? - "We won't provide it." I can see the value of these now. I can have the kids from the neighborhood come over and bounce up and down on them at a fucking party. - Oh, sarcasm, I get it. - It's like a bouncy house. The poor man's wit. My question for you, Gary, is: How do you want me to eat these with my normal human mouth? Do you want me to unhinge my jaw like an anaconda? Should I put this in my belly and lay out in the sun - for two months, digesting it? - Dad, enough!! My God!! - Just pay the poor guy. - My God. Yeah, and maybe you should get some forks in the house so your dad doesn't have to unhinge his stupid jaw to.. We're done here, and for the record, your wontons are way too big. Nobody can fucking eat those. No, I can eat them; just give them to me. - Good night, Gary. - I'd be very happy to eat those. Your house has a bad vibe. No more rice, no more pasta. It's time to eat an honest meal. Biaggio? You and I will take to the trees. Patrick, you, uh.. Yeah, yeah, I know. I-I pick berries and apples and forage. And it makes a lot of sense, yeah.
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Oh, don't.. Don't drink the water. Uh-uh, I shouldn't have done that. I'm glad you came out, Biaggio. I mean, this is.. This is our rite of passage, goddamn it. Have you ever felt this at one with.. With yourself? With your instincts, with nature? This.. This masculine? I don't know. I don't really see myself as having a gender. Is that a problem? It's not great. This way to the bison, my friend.
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- Hi. - Hey. What's your name? My American name is Gary. You ever have one of those days, Gary? What kind of days? The kind I'm having right now. I don't know what kind of day you're having. Where you feel like somebody is pissing in your face all day long. Is that good or bad?
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Frank, would you like to press charges against Joe?
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- So, Patrick's a wrestler? - Oh, very good one. - Yes, a good one. - Very good wrestler. So what's that, Greco-Roman or arena? Don't answer that. Greco-Roman. What's arena? Arena is pro. Do you think that Joe would run away - to prove a point? - Oh, hold on now. We don't know that they've run away. I mean, there is absolutely no reason that Patrick would run away. Not for Patrick to run away, no. - Okay. - You're right. It's a classic kidnapping. They took our children and the canned goods and pasta. All right, look, I hate to admit it, but Frank is right. Right now, we have to assume that these are voluntary disappearances. Wow. What do you know? The police, always pushing their pig Irish agendas.