Tools... out of the driveway now. - I'm on the phone. - Oh. I don't give a shit. Right now. Is everything okay there? - No!! - Who is this? Patrick? - Kelly. - Kelly. A girl. - Jesus, that's a pleasant surprise. -Dad.. Listen, Kelly, Joe can't talk right now because he's grounded. He will call you back sometime before his hot new bedtime of 7:30. You have a good night. Okay. Tools. Now. And if they're ruined, you're going to work the whole set off this summer. I mean it. A paper route. Big Chief Indian Corn. Goddamn Ohio Soccer Jazz. I don't care. You have your pick. This bullshit ends today.
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I.. I, um, got this for you from the gift shop. Uh, it has an eagle on it, the snake's natural enemy.
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Okay. See you, bro. So, who's this Kelly?
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I was wrong. I would never do that again.
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"You're miles above the rest."
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What was that play, Joe?!! - Jesus!! It is a game!! - That was the lowest, shittiest, dickhead move I've ever seen. Second lowest. Wow. No one was ever trying to hurt you, Joe. It was never about you!! We just.. It just happened!! - Get over it!! - I'm over it!! The bitch wants you, then she's not good enough for me anyway!! Who the fuck are you, Mary J. Blige? - Jesus Christ!! - Joe, I.. Shut up, Kelly!! All right? Everything was fine until you came into the picture. You're like.. Jesus, you're like a cancer!!
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You're getting there, bud. No need to rush. Stroke alert. Fifth floor, building B. Room 514. Stroke alert. So, uh.. How are things between you and Carol? Carol? You're referring to the spider woman I found in the gutter? That you found in the gutter, yes. - That's the one. - The same. One and the same. Things, uh.. Things are actually cooled down between Carol and me. It's baffling. Just.. I can't quite pinpoint the exact moment when everything went south.
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What was that, Joe? You know what? Go be with her. Go hang with Kelly and your goddamn mother. I don't.. Joe, I don't want to go. Joe, I want to stay here. - You want to stay here? -This is the most fun I've ever had. We built this house together!! - Go be with her, man, hmm? - Joe, I don't want to go. - Get out of here, man!! - Come on, man, I didn't..
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Kelly!!
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Damn it!!
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Fuck!!
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Yeah.
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Well, anyway, if you guys are going to go hunting, you're going to need these. Uh, they're masks that you wear on the back of your head to keep the animals away from you. To keep them from stalking you, essentially.
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If you need to leave, Sergeant, there's no shame in it.
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Joe!! Joe, don't be an idiot!!
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This kid is in my head.
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Whoa.
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So.. You honestly believe that you saw Heaven? Yes. There were many demons.