All right, we need cool names for everything. Like, awesome, mythical names. - No, we don't. - Or, uh.. The Trees of Destiny. Oh!! - No. - No!! The map!! Aah!!
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Whoa.
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No, Dad, a bastard would make everyone around him miserable just 'cause he is.
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I rest my case.
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All right.
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I don't know, she.. She didn't make me nervous. Not like your mom did, anyway. And you need that.
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But I'm better now. Stronger. If I had to do it over, I'd get bitten again.
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Yeah, uh.. I'm sorry I'm not more fun to be around right now.
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Oh, God. And Patrick? He says he hasn't seen Joe since they split up.
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On now to the story which has captivated much of Tottenville County. Where is Joseph Toy? It's been more than four weeks since the 15-year-old left home. Toy's friend Patrick Keenan returned home safely this past Tuesday with his family calling it, quote, "a miracle." Keenan claims he hasn't seen Toy in weeks. Toy is described as approximately five-foot-seven, with straight brown hair and blue eyes. Anyone with information regarding Joseph Toy should call the Tottenville County Sheriff's Department. Coming up: Could caffeine lead to longer, stronger..
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Sure. Every man has.
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Thanks. Guess I'm a man now, huh?
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You son of a bitch. But..
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Come on.
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Oh, what's all this? Carol's going to be here in 30. - Go wash up. - Uh, Dad, you know, um, I actually just realized I have a party tonight, so I'm not going to be able to make it for dinner and stuff. Sorry. Too bad. The plans are already made. Your sister's driving all the way in. I'm making lamb stew. Are we in Beowulf? Look, after dinner, I was thinking we might bring back Game Night. It'll be fun. Game.. Game Night's a family thing, Dad. I'm not going to play Game Night with some spider woman you found in the gutter. Carol is not a spider woman that I found in the gutter, Joe. She's a very nice lady who happens to like me. And I like her.
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I can't walk all day like this, Joe. Okay. We're almost there. Just 50 yards. Almost where? What the hell could you be showing me in the woods right now?
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Someplace they won't find you.
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Hello? Hi. Hi. I just wanted to make sure that you didn't get shot last night. No. No, no, no. I survived. I, uh, wound up getting stuck with that kid Biaggio, though. Oh, yeah, I spoke to him once. He told me that his uncle died on the Challenger. That's the price of space travel, right? Uh.. yeah, sure. Um, so get ready for this. Paul skedaddled on me last night. Uh, wow, that's.. That's a dick move.