Wait, are you serious? It could have been Patrick's idea. No way. Oh, my gosh. Joe is the one who drove them to the movies when they were nine. Remember? Only reason they got caught is 'cause they went through a drive-through. Sunfish. Damn it. Joe is the one who tied Patrick's pet turtle to a kite. Wanted to send him up into space.
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Uh.. try these.
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Look, Joe, if I roll a six, an eight or a nine, things are gonna get very bad in here. I don't know what to tell you, buddy. Just think of all the other numbers in the world. Is everything okay with you guys? Yeah. We're golden.
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- Oh, God. - Oh, my living Christ.
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We were just.. hungry.
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Sorry.
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I need a shirt. That's awesome. That is.. that is great. Actually, I need a picture. Shit, can I get my phone? Hey. Mrs. Keenan? Shh!! Patrick, why are you running around? Oh.. Grandma, you remember Joe. Hi, Mrs. Keenan. Darling, would you like a cold washcloth? What? No. No washcloth. How about you, Joseph? Actually, yeah, I would.. I'd love a washcloth. No, Mom, sit. What the hell? What the hell is happening?
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Not at this time. He took the Monopoly, too. Obviously to spite me. Maybe he just wanted something to remember you by. No way. He hates that damn game. Did you see him the other night? Well, he used to love it, you know, when it was, like, the four of us. You're kind of shitting on his memories, Dad. Well, what am I supposed to do, Heather? You know, if I died, he'd get over it in about six weeks. Uh, sir, Chinese food is here, so I would like to actually.. How much? Uh, it's $51. $51? What the hell did you order? Heather? Don't look at me. I got dumplings. I'm not even hungry. Yeah, I actually ordered a.. A large portion of the shrimp with lobster sauce. I figured it was pretty neutral. We can eat it family-style. - Neutral? - Mm-hmm. Shrimp with lobster sauce? Yeah. I can't think of a more marginal dish in any culture.
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Are you sure? Um..
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I would give you a hug or something, but I don't know, maybe you don't want to be anywhere near me.
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Joe.
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Biaggio!!
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One, two, three, four, five.
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I like it when you harmonize with me on the whistling. - Patty, where you going? - Got to go potty?
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Oh, man.
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But I worry. I can't keep my brain from worrying. My.. My woman brain. Ah, my sweet Kelly, why should we let it ruin this moment?
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Yeah, fuck that. We're not using those. Okay, Biaggio, good effort.. Although very poorly planned out and, um.. Savagely racist. I just didn't want to do nothing.