Drop your guns. Drop yours first. We have way more guns than you. Drop your fucking guns. Okay, that's a good point. Wow. (LAUGHS) I mean, was this really your entire plan? Coming in here with no backup? Or maybe we had a far more elaborate plan. Mmm-hmm. Maybe my partner has a tracking device in his pocket right now. May... what? You had the fucking tracking device. I don't have it. That's the one fucking thing you were supposed to remember. JENKO: You're the smart person. You do the tracking device shit. That's your domain. I do the physical shit. SCHMIDT: You know what, I may drag you down sometimes, but every possible time you can do something dumb, you do the dumbest possible thing. No, the fucking dumbest possible thing is letting two cops blah-blah-blah while other cops are getting in position to bust their shit in. Oh, so you mean I brought the tracking device. Yeah. What's up now, huh? That seemed like such a real argument. That's improv, bitch. Move!
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You're under arrest, sir. Hey, I'm an officer, all right? Just take me in. I'll explain later. No, no, no. Hey, he's a student. He didn't do anything. Wait, wait. What are you doing? What are you doing? I, um...
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Holy shit, he's good. None of you tell mcquaid that he's good, all right? If you do, he'll leave this shitty program. BOB: And as the clock ticks down, we've got time for one last play.
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Captain? Are you wearing kevlar? Now, gentlemen, we're not gonna sit here and pretend there's not a big-ass elephant in the room. What the fuck is going on?
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(LAUGHING) What?
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(CREAKING)
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How are you?
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Dude, the brakes are out. What? Get the fuck out of the way! You gotta jump. You gotta jump, jump, jump!
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Where's your gun? What? Do you have guns?
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(SCREAMS) Oh, shit! Watch out, watch out!
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What is this? Jelly beans?
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BOB: Haythe drops back.
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This is why I don't drink.
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BOTH: Perfect.
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They call you that? So, do you have any body art or, like, any ink I could see? That's a pretty random question. Hey, anyway, it was so nice chatting with you, man. Nice to meet you, man. Yo, what the fuck, bro? Yo, what the fuck are you doing, dude? You serious right now? You... You're being weird.