Same puka, dude. You got the same... Puka bros. ZOOK: Holy shit! (BOTH LAUGHING)
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(CELL PHONE BUZZING) Shit.
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I'm so focused, dude.
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I just feel like sometimes he's not even trying anymore. Like this isn't even worth saving. JENKO: Oh, okay. Well, sometimes I feel like that we should be more like the yangs. Or maybe I should be more like your beautiful zook. Oh, go fuck yourself! You go fuck yourself. Okay. You're so selfish. All right. That's a lot of fucking. Oh, my God. Sometimes I like to have the participants make physical contact. Why don't you hold hands? Okay. I'm not doing that. Hmm? Do you see? Reach out your hand. I'm... He's literally reaching out for you. He won't hold my hand. JENKO: I'm not doing it. I kind of need you to do it. He won't hold my hand. Oh, you... You got to interlock it, though. If you don't interlock it, it's not hand-holding. Fine. We might as well just be friends and not partners. Nice, right?
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I like fruit. But this pork shit? Got to go! He's really taking it out on the omelet bar. Shit was nasty! He's under a lot of pressure at work. What's up, playa? Want to go to the movies? I'll break your motherfucking legs! Break your legs! (CLATTERING) What? How you doing, Mr. nice plant? Get your fucking ass in there. (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh, shit! No! That is not happening right now! No! Hey, y'all, he's fucking the captain's daughter! Yo! Every time he say that shit... JENKO: Oh, my fuck! ...that's another foot in your ass. Schmidt, you clearly... Yo, this is the best thing ever! (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
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I just want to get in bed and watch friends all day. ANNOUNCER: Let's hear it for your metropolitan city state statesmen! (ALL CHEERING) BOB: And the statesmen take the field for the opening game against the university of college generals.
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Oh. It's only 2:00. I thought it was late. Do you want to come in? It's only 2:00? I usually go to dinner at, like, 2:00 A.M., so... Sure, yeah, why not?
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You're not supposed to throw rocks.
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I'm so focused. I'm so focused, too.
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Yeah! Fuck, yeah! All right? All right? Yeah. Yeah. All night, bro. Come on. All night. Yeah, I know. It's gonna be so worth it, dude. It's gonna be fucking worth it, I promise, all right? Dude, you know what this needs? BOTH: Another star wipe. Jinx. Buy me a beer. (CHUCKLING) Nice twist. On what?
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Crap! Set, hut! BOB: Mcquaid crosses in an end-around. It's a trick play! These two are practically interchangeable. Mcquaid throws down the field to haythe.
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You're a fucking genius, dude. Are you sure it's not too much, though? No!