Maybe we should just investigate different people.
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So you probably have a bunch of stuff that you have to do today.
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The case is closed. You know, like, what you're gonna do after you're out of here?
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I fucking hate my dad so much. Do you have any idea what it's like to have a guy like that telling you what to do all the time? (CELL PHONE CHIMING) I can only imagine. I just don't understand what his problem is with you specifically. (SIGHS) I don't... Jesus. That makes no sense to me. I mean, you are a perfectly good guy. You're very honest and nice. Why does my dad have your phone number? I don't know. Maybe the school directory or something. Let's do something... Let's do something that would distract us. Okay. So we don't have to think about him anymore. Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm. All right. Um... (CLEARS THROAT)
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How are we doing tonight, sir? Good, thanks. Are we waiting on anybody or you dining alone? Someone may swing by, but we can... We can order without them. We have identified and arrested one Dr. Karl Murphy, who was found with whyphy residue throughout his office... ...and had a close personal relationship with the deceased. Exactly like a case we had recently at a high school.
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It's gonna be like this, dude, for the rest of our lives. ♪ ♪ ♪ down this long distance line tonight ♪ I ain't missing you at all ♪ since you've been gone away ♪ I ain't missing you ♪ no matter what my friends say ♪ ain't missing you ♪ hey. Hey.
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Wait, Professor Jacobs, doesn't history happen a long time ago? Well, history happens... This class is such a gut. Hey, you guys play football? No, this is actually my laptop. Yeah, I'm taking notes right now.
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Shit. What? Shit, that's a really outside-of-the-box high school mascot. Hold on, guys.
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ALL: (CHANTING) Mcquaid! Mcquaid! Mcquaid!
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I just... I just don't...
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MERCEDES: Okay, so here's the plan. We're gonna get all these kids at spring break hooked on whyphy. Then you're gonna bring it back to your turf, and you're gonna sell the shit out of it. Sell shit out of it. Do you see that? And if you rat me out, I framed my psych prof just for giving me a b-minus. He's in jail now, so don't fuck with me.
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Hey! Look at you! What are you guys doing here? What? Are you kidding? It's parents weekend. (WHISPERS) Fuck. Wonderful. You're dating someone. Thanks, mom. Listen, we're undercover, okay? Thank you. No problem.
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(GRUNTS) Here, take this. Okay. I tried to take a bullet for you, man. Yeah. But you didn't. But I tried. It's the thought that matters. No, it's not the thought that counts. It's fucking taking the bullet.
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I'll be right back. So, where are you from originally? I'm straight outta Compton, but my husband's from northridge. Come on, man, hook me up.
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All right, with everything that happened with Cynthia and whyphy, I just don't want you to screw up.