(CROWD CHEERING) ♪ ♪ ♪ I be divin' in the crowd ♪ shake my dreads, actin' wild ♪ can't do lean, too blowed out ♪ too turnt up, I can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ can't turn down hey.
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Nice to meet you. (DOOR OPENS) (WHISPERING) Oh, my God. She seems nice. (DOOR CLOSES) She's horrible.
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Hey, you want another beer? I'm gonna get another beer. Yeah, yeah, I'll do another.
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MALE STUDENT: No fucking way. Okay, so no? Dane? All right.
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You can't admit that it looks exactly like testicles?
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(SIGHS) Oh, that's Cynthia Watson's room.
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Jenko! Where are you going?
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Another perfect hookup between haythe and mcquaid. JIM: Even their end zone celebration is in perfect sync. It's like these two share a single brain, Bob. That's right, Jim. They both have one half a brain. And the crowd rushes the field to try and knock down a goalpost. It's not coming down!
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Listen, schmidt, I gotta tell you something.
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(LAUGHING) That's exactly what it looks like.
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No, you're just paranoid because we're about to trip balls. No, I'm paranoid because it could be dangerous. No, we're fine. Look, we made it. We made it. It's all good.
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MAN: This is the place. You'd think if somebody wants to show us their operation, they'd at least be on time.
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(LAUGHS) Poetry, okay. I got it. (CHUCKLES) Make fun of the poetry major.
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You don't think I know what I'm doing? What? I know exactly what I'm doing here.
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ROOSTER: I'm gonna do it. I just got to get it at the right angle. (GROANS) Dude, stop. Rooster: Stupid fucking goalpost! It's impossible. You can't fucking do it. The fans used to rush the field after every win and tear down the goalposts, and coach hated it. And so he cemented them in. They storm the field, and still do it, but they just bounce around. ROOSTER: Fuck this goalpost, bro! You guys might want to hold on, 'cause this shit is coming down.
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(SIGHS) Cool tingling.
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How long have you been there? Like, the longest amount of time you could think of right now. This stuff wasn't meant for you. It was meant to be private. So, am I supposed to just sit here and not act like I hear every one of your problems? You got 99 problems, but being young isn't one. You're just jealous because Maya and I have a real connection. I'm pretty close with my grandpa, too.