I expected tonight would go in a way that you wouldn't expect, but what I didn't expect was tonight would go in the exact way that you would expect. You know what I mean? Totally. So you guys hang out here a lot? Yeah. I mean, we're not into the whole frat party kind of stuff. We like to sit around, just drink some good wine and talk about some important stuff. Banging bitches and getting wasted all fucking day. Those are, like, two of my favorite things to do. You are, like, a slightly less attractive version of... Picasso? Picasso. Right? I've been told that before. You read my mind.
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GHOST: How hard can it be? Shoot them! Fuck, fuck, fuck! Shoot them! Shoot them!
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SCHMIDT: Oh, no! Oh, we broke everything! There was a lot of expensive stuff in there!
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I just wish you could fly with me. BOB: And the statesmen win, 34-14. (ALL CHEERING) JIM: And there go the fans onto the field. (TIRES SCREECHING)
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I'm doing fucking great. I'm the happiest I've ever been, so I'm just having a great time with myself. I'm glad you're having a good time with yourself. I'm a solo artist now, like Beyonce. I used to have the other destiny's children, but now I'm just, uh, a lone superstar. Happy for you. Just a light-skinned princess with a dream and an amazing voice. That's great.
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Why did you do that? We were about to catch the supplier. What's wrong with you? Look, if you don't say something, people will never stop discriminating. Will you please do something about how slow this thing's going?
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Look, I apologize about the zook thing. You were right, he's not the dealer. Okay, great. You apologized. What's that worth, man? Now we have no leads. What are we supposed to do now? Police work.
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Come on, this way, it's faster. No, just come this... Schmidt! Schmidt! (GROANS)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Hurry up, okay?
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Okay.
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Where the hell have you been? Looking for you. I've been running like crazy! Hey! Hey.
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Well, my parents are here, too. DICKSON: Maya, hurry up! Your mama done found a table she want.
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This is bullshit. Are you two fucking around at school again? Hey, we got to pay for this shit. We need results! No, no, no. Look, we are looking aggressively for this very specific tattoo. Or the tattoo could just be a dead end.
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ZOOK: Ready? Go! Here we go, here we go. One, two, three, four, five... I can't do it anymore! I can't do it anymore! Twenty's the record! Thirty-three, 34... (GROANING)
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Oh, yeah, what's up now, motherfuckers? You remember me? I'm your best night... I'm your worst nightmare. Oh, man, it's my memory.
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Shit! It's like they're trying to hit 'em or something. I mean, it looks cool, but, I mean, it's just so wasteful.
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How did you two meet? Oh, I love meet-cute stories. We met at a poetry slam, and then he stalked me back to my dorm room. Stalked her? Oh, that's so beautiful. Then what happened? And then we hung out and we watched a movie.
