That could get you a sexual harassment suit. What? Why? Not everyone likes dildos for Christmas.
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What'd you get all over your seats? No, it's from the parrots. Relax, it's not poop. lt's some... lt's genital secretions. lt's mating season.
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Well, Alan's bald. lt's so hard to shop for the bald. Who are they? What do they want?
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Let's try that again. Allison, where's Clay?
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You have no new ideas and there is no new revenue. -l have something new. -Really? -No, you don't. -Yeah, l do. -lt's not ready. -lt is ready. -We can hear you. -Yeah, sorry. We can. lt's a completely silent room. -Go ahead. -Yeah...
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You have got to be shitting me.
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Simple. Or did they not teach that to you in hacker college?
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He's got... He's got this gift. l don't... l don't get it.
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Hey!
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Hey, Allison? Right?
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Where's Clay? lt was on your person.
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So if you haven't ordered your hoIiday gifts early, you may not be abIe to order them at aII. l quit, by the way! You quit what? What, Savannah? What'd you quit? Just a couple of normal girls here. Move it, move it! Clear! The lnternet's down.
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-Hi. -Hey, there, Susan.
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-Hey, Josh. -Hey, Dean. You... You thought you'd bring the kid?
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Derek Peterson shattered his femur for a rotisserie set. And that was before Boston Chicken was, like, a thing. -l've heard those stories. -He took care of them. That's what l want for my people. You know?
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Point being, you have to adjust your numbers to account for real world conditions.
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No, 95. -lt's simple math. -Well, okay. lt might be simple on paper, but you're forgetting the wind, the weight of the Kia, the four of us, bird cages... l prefer to call them bird condos, and so do the birds.
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You know, you trying to jump that bridge was really... Brave? That what you were going for?
