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Another perfect hookup between haythe and mcquaid. JIM: Even their end zone celebration is in perfect sync. It's like these two share a single brain, Bob. That's right, Jim. They both have one half a brain. And the crowd rushes the field to try and knock down a goalpost. It's not coming down!

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Listen, schmidt, I gotta tell you something.

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(LAUGHING) That's exactly what it looks like.

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No, you're just paranoid because we're about to trip balls. No, I'm paranoid because it could be dangerous. No, we're fine. Look, we made it. We made it. It's all good.

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MAN: This is the place. You'd think if somebody wants to show us their operation, they'd at least be on time.

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(LAUGHS) Poetry, okay. I got it. (CHUCKLES) Make fun of the poetry major.

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You don't think I know what I'm doing? What? I know exactly what I'm doing here.

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ROOSTER: I'm gonna do it. I just got to get it at the right angle. (GROANS) Dude, stop. Rooster: Stupid fucking goalpost! It's impossible. You can't fucking do it. The fans used to rush the field after every win and tear down the goalposts, and coach hated it. And so he cemented them in. They storm the field, and still do it, but they just bounce around. ROOSTER: Fuck this goalpost, bro! You guys might want to hold on, 'cause this shit is coming down.

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(SIGHS) Cool tingling.

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How long have you been there? Like, the longest amount of time you could think of right now. This stuff wasn't meant for you. It was meant to be private. So, am I supposed to just sit here and not act like I hear every one of your problems? You got 99 problems, but being young isn't one. You're just jealous because Maya and I have a real connection. I'm pretty close with my grandpa, too.

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I don't even think they know how to read.

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Captain, what the... You bragged to him to his face. To his actual face. Captain... Do you understand that this face right here, you bragged to that face? You actually high-fived schmidt for fucking your daughter. Holy shit!

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That helmet looks kind of lame. You know what's not lame? Safety.

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SCHMIDT: I can't get in.

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Six hours of makeup?

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Help! No more music!

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(TIRES SCREECHING) Hey! Look where you're going!

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Are you okay with that? Yeah, I can do it. Are you sure? I need to drive, 'cause you're faster on foot. What? I don't get to drive the lambo? No, you don't. Come on, let's go! But I want... Who gives a shit about the lambo? Just go! Let go of the fucking keys! I can't let 'em go. You're gonna have to take 'em. Take care of her, okay? It'll be glorious, I promise.

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