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Tell 'em about mousie's quinceanera, man. Tell 'em about that crazy adventure you guys had. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, man, when you were telling the story last night, you had so much detail! The detail was so rich! It was rich detail! (STAMMERING) Go into incredibly descriptive details of the story, so we all know.
22 Jump Street
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For starters, Zook has it. Zook has the tattoo? What the fuck? We've been looking for this tattoo for days! Do you understand this means Zook is the dealer? I really want you guys to hang out. We have hung out. He's completely ignored me. I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to investigate your new bff. We're gonna put cameras everywhere, and we're gonna monitor the fuck out of what he's doing. We can't just walk into zeta house and just put up a bunch of fucking cameras, okay? There's dudes there everywhere. All right, your plan is stupid. I'm sorry. My plan is stupid? That's interesting. What... okay. I'm, like, basically done fucking watching your shit all the fucking time. Okay, yeah, exactly. I'm the fucking stupid one. Yeah. Oh, that's really fucking stupid. Man, it must be hard being so different. We're exactly the same. It makes everything so much easier. Guys, can you just give us some space? We're really trying to figure something out, and we need to focus, okay? You're not gonna have trouble focusing, man. Yeah, man, those krispie treats got mad whyphy in them. KENNY: We made a batch for the whole dorm, man.
22 Jump Street
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SCHMIDT: Let's blow shit up. JENKO: Jump street style. ♪ We out of control all over the place ♪ and somebody gotta put it to a stop, quick ♪ out on the road all up in your face JENKO: Get ready for a lifetime of being badass motherfuckers. SCHMIDT: It's inking in my mouth! DICKSON: Don't fuck my daughter.
22 Jump Street
19.8s
What are you doing? Huh? I got a new identity that's gonna be killer. I'll be throwing it to you to make it legit. (SIGHS) Okay. I'm gonna need you to improvise. Okay? I don't want to improvise. I'm gonna need you to improvise. I suck at improvising. I don't want to do it. I need absolute silence while I fall into character. I need absolute silence while I fall into character.
22 Jump Street