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We're gonna build a nationwide network. What? What the fuck are you doing? Be quiet. Why don't you sell those old classic drugs from the '90s, like cocaine, heroin and... Dad, those are, like, old-people drugs. That's, like, what they did on the golden girls. Like, blanche did heroin. All right, I'll just sit here and be silent. Blanche never did heroin. Okay, so, yangs, you'll take my dead roommate's spot. Cool. Dope. Are you kidding me, yangs? Are you fucking high? Of course. Yeah, I am. Jesus Christ, have you ever heard of, don't get high on your own supply? We didn't. Nah. I didn't do that. Yeah, I used his and he used mine. Okay, well, now I have to make a fucking example out of you.
22 Jump Street
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That's exactly the answer I wanted, Mr. mcquaid! I want you to question what I'm saying. This is the basis of this whole course, and that's the beauty of college. You can say whatever you want. You can be whatever you want. I mean, I have tenure. I can really say whatever I want. George Washington was a black lesbian. The Eiffel tower is made of dildos. They can't fire me. I'm indestructible. (SMACKING LIPS) I'm sleeping with two of my students. Her and her. I actually am. Now, just like you did before, I want you right now to say whatever you want. Say whatever you want.
22 Jump Street
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I'm 19, so... Nineteen minutes late to pinochle, where you're meeting your old friends in the park? Yeah, that's what I meant. Oh, my gosh, Maya, look at him. He's still so sharp. That's so inspiring. Tell us about the war, any one of them. You're, like, the loudest climaxer I've ever heard. It was, like, the sound of, like, a 30-year-old sprinkler finally going off for the first time. Okay, well, so lovely talking with you. (SIGHS) You're a lovely person. Hmm.
22 Jump Street