I didn't expect spring break to be this stinky. It's pretty gross. Man, we're getting too old for this shit. We started off too old for this shit. (CHUCKLING) You ain't lying about that.
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You got it, you got it. Come on, come on. Yeah! All right. Think you can stand on your own now? Yes! I think we lost them.
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Holy shit! SCHMIDT: I did it! I look so fucking badass! Oh, my God, you flew! This is crazy! You made the leap, man! Why'd you do that? SCHMIDT: 'Cause you did it! I couldn't leave you hanging, man! What are you talking about? I was fine. I had it. You weren't...
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Something cool!
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Shit! You have the right to remain silent... DICKSON: No, no, no, I got this. You go handle the ghost. He's on the roof. I'm on it. I got it. DICKSON: What you looking at? Oh! Good job on the cuffs, baby girl.
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Fucking get up here. Come on. Fuck! All right, you good? Yeah! All you got to do is walk now, okay? Okay.
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EMCEE: Puerto, Mexico, let's hear you get crazy! (ALL CHEERING)
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What was that?
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Use your core!
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What? Hey, what'd you say when you threw the grenade up there? (LAUGHS) I said, something cool. What did you say? It was something cool. No, but what'd you say? Yeah, I know. I said, something cool.
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This is so boring. No one's getting shot. (GRUNTS)
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Shit!
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You owe me a car, and it'd better be a fucking Lamborghini, you bitch! I did it! You have the right to remain silent.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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That's fucking dangerous!
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Yes! No, I got it in my mouth. Say something cool when you throw it! One, two, three!
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We did it! Dude, fuck, I'm... ow! Oh! Shit, sorry. Dude, I miss you so much, man. I miss you, too. You were like a tiny little flower seed and I was clenching you in my fist. But a flower, it can't grow in a fist. A little seed needs to fly away free and find its soil. Yeah, I know. I tried to soil myself and, dude, I didn't like it. I wanted a relationship without friction. Dude, you need friction to create fire. And that's what we have, we have fire. Dude, I'm in. I'm all in. Thank God. Dude, this is what I've always wanted. Just me and you, buddy. I love you. Me, too, man. I love you, man.
