No! No! What? What were you doing? What am I doing? Why'd you try to kiss me? I didn't fucking try and kiss you! Yes, you did. Ooh, you're so weird! You're fucking Mr. and Mrs. Smith-ing me. I'm not Mr. and Mrs. Smith-ing you. This wasn't a sexy fight. Oh, like you haven't wanted to kiss me the whole time. I never once wanted to kiss you! Never! No! You just did it again! Stop it! Stop! You're making a face that is sexy! I don't even want to kiss you! Then stop trying! You keep trying! I've never tried to kiss you. You gave me kiss me eyes. No, I didn't. The eyes were I just got punched in the face eyes. They weren't kiss me eyes. I don't even like you! Neither do I, so stop kissing me! Okay!
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2.2s
Hilarious shirt that signals we drink alcohol.
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2.1s
You don't need to drill so many holes. Yeah, okay.
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1.5s
I want to see you get crazy!
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5.8s
Cate blanchett? Yeah, I thought we had Cate blanchett with the budget. You mean carte blanche.
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4.8s
Are you kidding me? It's plastic. Doesn't even hurt! Okay... This isn't the spring break you imagined?
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10.2s
No. No, I don't. 'Cause we have guns. Well, why don't you put your guns down, and let's fight like men?
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Oh. Hey. How you doing? I'm fine. I mean, I'm not listening to you guys fornicate all night long. Thrusting and pumping. Okay. I thought your hip popped out at one point. I'm just saying, it's, like, all fun and games, and then you wake up in bed next to a 40-year-old freshman.
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12.1s
You're so violent! Get off me unless you're gonna fuck me! I'm not gonna fuck you! Are we gonna fuck? No, we're not! Is that what's happening? No! I'm not gonna fuck you, ever! Get off!
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4.1s
Nice to meet you. Worst thing to say. Hi. Hey. David. My dad. Nice to meet you.
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1.2s
(ALL GROANING)
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It's like a Batmobile. Come on, schmidt!
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10.6s
Come on! Hey. Get up and hit me, you fucking pussy! I'm not gonna fight a girl, so just stop! It shouldn't matter. If you thought of me as a person instead of a woman, you would hit me and not feel bad about it.
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1.5s
Hey, Lauren.
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19.5s
It's 2014, asshole. You can't fucking use faggot. Gay is okay. Homosexual, maybe. And if you know the person, you might be able to call them a queer. If they have a great sense of humor, but I don't. I'm sorry, he took one human sexuality class, he thinks he's Harvey milk. Oh, my God. Will you please, just for once, just back me up? Why can't you just use your head for once? Oh. You want me to use my head? Fine.
