Hey. I wasn't told that I had a 9:00 A.M. session. Yeah, no, we're your 9:00 A.M. that's us. And we're cured. Thank you very much. You're an amazing doctor. Please. You think you're the first partners only to try to run when you're first faced with talking with me? How the fuck did you know we were partners? He doesn't know we're partners. (WHISPERING) I suspect you're partners. A relationship is something that requires constant work. Which is what I thought we learned in high school. So you are high school sweethearts. I picked up on that early. Please, continue the dialogue.
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Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! (SINGSONG) Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! Shit! Fuck! You fucked captain dickson's daughter?
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Yelling!
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That's no fun at all. I'm so focused. Let's do this. I'm so focused. Let's do this. (WHIRRING)
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That's so crazy. JENKO: Come on, man, put your dick away. Put your fucking dick away. Upstairs, upstairs. Let's go.
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Slam poetry!
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JENKO: Come on, you can do it. Come on, come on, come on! (LAUGHING)
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Shit! It's like they're trying to hit 'em or something. I mean, it looks cool, but, I mean, it's just so wasteful.
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This is bullshit. Are you two fucking around at school again? Hey, we got to pay for this shit. We need results! No, no, no. Look, we are looking aggressively for this very specific tattoo. Or the tattoo could just be a dead end.
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Well, my parents are here, too. DICKSON: Maya, hurry up! Your mama done found a table she want.
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Tell me about it. I love to be alone. I am, like, the best at it. I just love when you're sitting there in a room, and you're just there with your thoughts, and you're like, oh, my gosh, I'm alone. Would anyone ever love me? Or whatever. And, like, do I know anyone who would care if I just ever came out of this room or not? Or whatever and, like... I don't know. It's just peaceful. I just like it. Yeah. Well, if you don't want to be alone tonight, we are gonna go hang out at the art building, if you want to come.
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God. She was Cynthia's roommate, and I felt bad for her, so I told her I would room with her.
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Okay.
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You'll always be alone. (SCREAMS) Hey, jenko. What? Where are you going? I'm just gonna go up for a little while, okay? Stay, stay here. No, I don't want to stay here. I'm flying. This is amazing. No. God. Don't go! Oh, my God. No! Stay here! No, no, stop it. You're dragging me down! Why would you drag me down? Please stay! I'm flying.
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SCHMIDT: Oh, no! Oh, we broke everything! There was a lot of expensive stuff in there!