ROOSTER: I'm gonna do it. I just got to get it at the right angle. (GROANS) Dude, stop. Rooster: Stupid fucking goalpost! It's impossible. You can't fucking do it. The fans used to rush the field after every win and tear down the goalposts, and coach hated it. And so he cemented them in. They storm the field, and still do it, but they just bounce around. ROOSTER: Fuck this goalpost, bro! You guys might want to hold on, 'cause this shit is coming down.
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(CROWD GASPS)
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Look, you know, loyalty's cool, and I admire it, and I know he's your brother.
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I gotta take a piss.
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You got to let her drive you, bro. (GRUNTING)
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Same puka, dude. You got the same... Puka bros. ZOOK: Holy shit! (BOTH LAUGHING)
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I'm so focused. I'm so focused, too.
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Oh. It's only 2:00. I thought it was late. Do you want to come in? It's only 2:00? I usually go to dinner at, like, 2:00 A.M., so... Sure, yeah, why not?
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Lambo.
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You shot me in my foot! Wait! Move! Move faster now! I'm taking my time. Shit, you shot me in my goddamn foot. Doug? Doug! Maya! Mercedes just took my dad that way! Okay, we're on it.
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SCHMIDT: I can't get in.
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Are you okay with that? Yeah, I can do it. Are you sure? I need to drive, 'cause you're faster on foot. What? I don't get to drive the lambo? No, you don't. Come on, let's go! But I want... Who gives a shit about the lambo? Just go! Let go of the fucking keys! I can't let 'em go. You're gonna have to take 'em. Take care of her, okay? It'll be glorious, I promise.
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(TIRES SCREECHING) Hey! Look where you're going!
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(LAUGHS) Oh, my God. Did you just get shot, like, right after I fucking said that?
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Policia! Policia! Fuck off.
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So, look, I just wanted to say that, like, I was thinking about the case, and I was worried that they got the wrong guy for it.