Great. That was uplifting. He's saying we suck. Our big closer was a thumb drive. Yeah, but we don't suck. We just need a way to show him that. How are we gonna do that? We're gonna invite him to our canceled wine and cheese night? No, we should take him out for real. l mean, you heard him. His company won't even buy him breakfast.
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Jesus. lncest and rape? l mean, that is dark.
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And every quarter you got to make more money. And if you got to fire some people and cut back on some benefits to make it happen, that's what business is now, right?
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He's an old school guy who drinks scotch at lunch.
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Great. Bring him. -See, we already got a DJ. -Yep.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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He got the bronze. Which is brown gold.
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We would love the opportunity to prove you wrong. l'm sure you have wonderful cubicles and great carpeting, but l've done those tours before. l'm gonna pass.
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We at Zenotek put the "client" in client-server model service distribution.
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That could be a different Clay.
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Yeah. lt feels kind of dirty. You feel dirty? You're my third client tonight. lt's only 9:00 p.m.
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Oh, my God, you look great.
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Hey, if you need me in the next hour, l'll be at Whole Foods. Okay.
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Must be really nice to have a daycare center at work.
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Okay, Walter, your turn. Where'd Walter go? l totally got you deep throating him. Well, look at that. That's beautiful. Where'd Walter go? Clay, did you see Walter? l don't know about that whole throne thing. l mean, nobody liked the gifts, everybody was complaining and the lap-sitting got weird. No. What's happening? Well, it's just not working. lf you took away everybody's drinks and turned up the lights, it just looks like we're at work. You know what l mean?
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Hey, Walter! -Welcome to Zenotek. -How are you? l'm so glad you came. Good to see you. Can l take your coat? -No, no, l'm good, actually. -You sure? Okay. All right. Walt, what would you like to get started with? You know, we got a photo booth. lt's like getting your picture taken in a tiny house. We love it.
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-Okay. Give me your watch as collateral. -lt's my grandmother's. l don't care. Shit.