Right down the chimney, folks! Merry Christmas, bitches! Santa can't be hurt. You doing okay? You all right? -That really did hurt, yeah... -Are you sure? But you know what, l had this for padding. Holy shit. What the fuck is that? Tell me that's not for something illegal. No, no, no. Don't worry, this is all mine. l rented one of those Money Tornados. So for the bonuses later, l'm gonna make it rain like a hurricane. Are you sure you're not getting carried away? This seems like a lot of money you're spending. Josh, this is Christmas, okay? And if anybody knows how to work within a budget, it's me. All right? And speaking of.
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Joel's friend looks just like Joel.
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-Hey. -Hey! Someone cleans up nice.
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Oh, my gosh. Okay, you know what, take me to your personal safe right now. We don't need money where we're going. -Where are we going? -For glory. The Clark Street Bridge. This time of night it'll be up. We're gonna jump the bridge and never look back.
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Hi. How you doing? Have you seen a guy in a Santa suit? Fuck you. l don't tell you anything. All right, now listen here.
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There's a back room.
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Shit!
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Back door? Thank you. -Bitch. -What?
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What did we hit?
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Yeah!
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Josh, l'm sorry that l said you were safe.
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The collision severed the primary fiber line, as well as its backup, paralyzing lnternet, DSL, and ceIIuIar communications citywide.
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-Oh, God. -Yeah, l fucked up. l did. l lost a lot of people's jobs. l hurt a lot of good people tonight. Yeah, totally. Cool story. Are we coming up to your apartment building on the left, or the right, or... We're not going to my apartment. Yes, we are. We are going to your apartment to go to the safe. There's nothing safe about what we're gonna do. -What? -Yeah, it's like you said, you know. We need to escape them, so that's what we're gonna do. -Red light. -What the fuck are you talking about? There's a red light! That's a red light!
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Hi. Me again. Where's Santa? Fuck you.
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And remember that tonight the decisions you make wiII have consequences that wiII haunt you for the rest of your professionaI Iives.
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Hey, the music is really loud. Do you want to go somewhere and talk?
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The only guy l would maybe consider is Rob from Logistics. He looks pretty good since he got his stomach stapled. -Well, Fred's cute. -Who?