Yeah. Well, without doing that... No, you can leave the Santa suit in the attic.
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-So... -You're gonna go with us. -l'm gonna go with Dell. -Fuck! -Why? -Don't. l... l know your product. My problem is with your culture.
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Now you just bunt, and ask for the same thing over and over. l swing for the fences. And l'm going to change the fucking game. Okay. l need the specs for the Data City pitch, please.
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Yo, Josh, what the fuck? What the fuck, Tracey? You changed the security code without telling me? Yeah, l'm working on sensitive shit, and l don't want prying eyes. l'm prying eyes? l'm your supervisor.
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Holy shit.
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Hi, nice to meet you. Mary just fucking cited me! Okay? l thought this was a party. lf l want to dick tap Alan, l'm gonna dick tap Alan. That's a timeless gag! -Never not funny! -Okay, off you go. She is like a poisonous fucking cloud of shit gas, like, just seeping into everybody's good time. Every word she says makes my fucking hemorrhoids throb! -l want that on the record. -lt is.
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Do you want to take a selfie with him? Everyone's doin' it. You know, l'm a Cavs fan, actually. There's a good team. -This was a mistake. -Hang on. Hang on. No, no, no. Come on. Now, a mistake would be to miss the salmon station. Do you like salmon?
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Savannah? l think you mean Becca, right? l'm gonna be honest, l've never done this before. Although my mom and l have watched Pretty Woman, like, a million times. l love that movie! lt's why l'm doing this.
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Because l'm hella stressed out right now.
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Okay. "CU" later!
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Definitely should have opened with The Big Bang Theory.
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Josh.
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Shit.
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Fucking awesome, man. That's my boy. Nice, nice. Hey, hey. What about Nikki? Yeah. Nikki, Nikki. Okay, bam. Nikki.
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So you're all charged up!
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And...
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Babies are not getting made tonight, not here on company property. If you're going to have intercourse, pIease go beyond the flood Iamps at the perimeter of the pIaza and into the Rite Aid parking Iot.
