Why every time you speak I want to throw the fuck up? Infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier. ♪ ♪
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No! You're leaning in again! I didn't know if we were gonna punch or kiss! You're making this so uncomfortable. This is the most uncomfortable fistfight I've ever been in. I'm gonna give you an out by punching you in the face. Okay? Okay. And then we're gonna go back to fighting and we'll pretend this never happened, 'cause I feel so awkward.
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You know, I had this, like, vision of me throwing bullet tds to you, dude, and then all these fans just started going, like... (QUIET SCREAMING) Zook! Mcquaid! Zook! Mcquaid! And they were chanting and chanting, and then the goalposts came down.
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Hey, Maya Angelou!
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I'm so focused, dude.
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He's a bag of dicks!
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No, you're just paranoid because we're about to trip balls. No, I'm paranoid because it could be dangerous. No, we're fine. Look, we made it. We made it. It's all good.
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Great, that was great sex. You're good at it. And I'll text you, three to five minutes or something? (DOOR OPENS) All right. ♪ ♪ what the fuck is this?
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I've eaten six of these. KENNY: Then you're gonna be real focused. KEITH: Be real focused. In about four hours, you're gonna be tripping.
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This is bullshit. Are you two fucking around at school again? Hey, we got to pay for this shit. We need results! No, no, no. Look, we are looking aggressively for this very specific tattoo. Or the tattoo could just be a dead end.
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Fuck!
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Bye-bye, Terminator!
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What?
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(ALL CHEERING) BOB: (CHUCKLING) Good luck, guys. JIM: Looks like mc state's got a new power couple. Zook and mcquaid!
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Boom, motherfuckers! You two sons of bitches are going to college!
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(SCREAMS)
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MAN: Ready? JIM: And a surprise start today for walk-on freshman Brad mcquaid. BOB: Looks pretty old to be a freshman. It's the hormones in the milk, Bob. Ready? Set, hut!