Captain? Are you wearing kevlar? Now, gentlemen, we're not gonna sit here and pretend there's not a big-ass elephant in the room. What the fuck is going on?
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They're going into the stadium!
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How are you?
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Schmidt? Shh. Don't wake up my dick. Flew in on the red-eye, hasn't gotten a wink of sleep. Damn. We're talking missionary. We're talking missionary. We're talking when I'm on top and she's on her back.
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(SCREAMS) Oh, shit! Watch out, watch out!
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I just realized something. You don't hold me down, man. You lift me up. Literally and figuratively. Yeah, I know. I meant both.
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Cover me. I'm gonna go long.
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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♪ ♪
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I'm 19, so... Nineteen minutes late to pinochle, where you're meeting your old friends in the park? Yeah, that's what I meant. Oh, my gosh, Maya, look at him. He's still so sharp. That's so inspiring. Tell us about the war, any one of them. You're, like, the loudest climaxer I've ever heard. It was, like, the sound of, like, a 30-year-old sprinkler finally going off for the first time. Okay, well, so lovely talking with you. (SIGHS) You're a lovely person. Hmm.
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Sow our cop oats. Look, I have an in with Zook. We have a thing and it's good, and... I don't know, maybe I should just stay closer to him. And you should do your thing with your connections and channels with Cynthia's roommate. You should see if she knows who sold her drugs.
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You think it's possible that we embedded? What, like when we were drunk or something? We embedded each other? Okay. I'm gonna recommend... Okay, you can leave the room. Just get the fuck out.
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DICKSON: If I die, I'm gonna kill both of you motherfuckers! Fuck. How are we gonna catch him now? (ENGINE REVVING)
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(CLATTERING)
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Um...
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That's exactly the answer I wanted, Mr. mcquaid! I want you to question what I'm saying. This is the basis of this whole course, and that's the beauty of college. You can say whatever you want. You can be whatever you want. I mean, I have tenure. I can really say whatever I want. George Washington was a black lesbian. The Eiffel tower is made of dildos. They can't fire me. I'm indestructible. (SMACKING LIPS) I'm sleeping with two of my students. Her and her. I actually am. Now, just like you did before, I want you right now to say whatever you want. Say whatever you want.
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It's gonna be like this, dude, for the rest of our lives. ♪ ♪ ♪ down this long distance line tonight ♪ I ain't missing you at all ♪ since you've been gone away ♪ I ain't missing you ♪ no matter what my friends say ♪ ain't missing you ♪ hey. Hey.
