MAN: Ready? JIM: And a surprise start today for walk-on freshman Brad mcquaid. BOB: Looks pretty old to be a freshman. It's the hormones in the milk, Bob. Ready? Set, hut!
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♪ ♪ ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ yeah, me and my homie this is aye ♪ and it's going down like a fire drill ♪ came a long way, now we part here ♪ and we still running shit, call it diarrhea ♪ coming up together like them good fellas ♪ heart through the loop ♪ holding down, keep it real in these streets ♪ back to the roof ♪ anywhere, anytime I got your back like a spine ♪ my homies never left behind my whole team get to shine ♪ the world has opened up that's why we're blowing up ♪ that's why we rolling up drinking till we throw up ♪ the way we get this cheddar, there ain't nobody better ♪ write our names in the sky 'cause we gonna live forever ♪ live forever, man ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ life of the party, patron and bacardi ♪ get faded, get sloppy, and all up in that chick's body ♪ came up with the people that's real ♪ ticket to the meal ♪ now like it, we all together ♪ that's just how it is ♪ I'm throwed like a strike out ♪ shine brighter than a lighthouse ♪ bigger than the white house ♪ go against my team, get wiped out ♪ got them choppers like troopers ♪ don't make me split your head ♪ my lil' homie left up here, he'll smoke ya like a cig ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live for we're gonna live for ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ we're gonna live forever ♪ yeah ♪ forever ♪
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I got offered a scholarship to play football here next year. And zook said I could room with him, you know, so I was thinking that I could do that, maybe. What? You can't be a cop and stay here and play football with zook. No, look, I know, okay? It's just... There's no friction with me and zook. We're the same. Do you want out? If you want out, just say it. No, I don't want out, okay? It's just, when I'm on the football field and I'm diving for a pass, I feel like I can fly. All right? And when I'm with you, it just feels like you hold me down.
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Hey! Schmidt! What the fuck, man? What is your problem? You said you wanted to stick together. This is what we have to do to win their trust. This is supposed to be fun. It's just drinking and bonding games. It's fun. It's fun for you. It's not fun for me.
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And connects with mcquaid! (GRUNTS) Who beats safety will glock like an egg white in my famous meringue recipe.
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Got room for one of these babies. A grenade. Why you gonna put it there? That's just unsanitary. Feels right.
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What about school and football and your wonderful new life?
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Yeah, you know... (LAUGHING)
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(WHISPERING) All right.
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It seems like. Yeah.
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(CROWD GASPS)
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Captain? Are you wearing kevlar? Now, gentlemen, we're not gonna sit here and pretend there's not a big-ass elephant in the room. What the fuck is going on?
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They're going into the stadium!
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How are you?
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Schmidt? Shh. Don't wake up my dick. Flew in on the red-eye, hasn't gotten a wink of sleep. Damn. We're talking missionary. We're talking missionary. We're talking when I'm on top and she's on her back.
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(SCREAMS) Oh, shit! Watch out, watch out!
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I just realized something. You don't hold me down, man. You lift me up. Literally and figuratively. Yeah, I know. I meant both.