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Is that a hickey? Oh. This was actually an octopus-related incident. I'd opened a crate and the octopus had leapt onto my face. Apparently, they have many, many arms. They have eight tentacles. Yes, and... Look, ladies, nobody gave a shit about the jump street reboot when you first came on. Anyone with half a brain, myself included, thought it was destined to fail spectacularly. But you got lucky. So now this department has invested a lot of money to make sure jump street keeps going. We've doubled their budget. As if spending twice the money guaranteed twice the profit. (LAUGHING) Like that's going to work. Yeah. Well, the commissioner's convinced this debacle happened because you weren't doing the same undercover student thing you did the first time. She doesn't get that it's always worse the second time around.
22 Jump Street
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Dude, that was our car. We shared so much in that car! I'm going to shoot them in the face for that! That was our fucking car! What are you doing? Don't teen wolf on the truck! Don't leave me here alone! Then get up here! I can't do that! Then fucking climb around. Come on, climb around. Let's go. Come on, buddy. You got it. SCHMIDT: This is so scary! Shoot him! SCHMIDT: Don't leave me out here! I'm all out. You stupid moron! That's it. Come on. (GRUNTING)
22 Jump Street