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55.9s
I think our boss just raped me. What? I don't know what happened. All a bit of a blur. There was hands and hair, and breath, and lips. There might have been other people, I don't know. Sounds like she wants you. Hey, man. Women have been all over me since we got crazy famous. Not to brag or anything, but I just gave Florence Henderson crabs. That is in no way a brag, Brian. That's horrible. Hey, it's just doing something beautiful, that two people do. Except one of them has microscopic dust mites - all over his penis and testicles. - I'm just saying, the mom of The Brady Bunch had a fun time with you, and then woke up the next day and realized she had crabs. I gave her a whole Brady Bunch of crabs. Sounds to me like it's her fault for being a randy gal. I have a date! Brick has a date? Good for Brick! What's a date? A date is simply when two people get together, do something social, have a few drinks, yadda-yadda-yadda... Take their shirts off...
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
24.8s
That one is ultra-ribbed. It's like you're wearing an armadillo shell on your privates. It takes two hours to get on. It's hooded. She'll never see you coming. Oh, oh. Wait, wait, wait. You thinking what I'm thinking? "Lou Dobin's Good Time Weiner Pouch." That's a good one. Dobin. Just a drifter who loves to watch people have sex. They're made of denim, so they look better after each washing. Talk about a great ride. I think I have it.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
56.2s
Are you a little upset? Do you want to do that thing where we sort of talk about our feelings? Oh, God, no. Okay. This is the pulse of what's going on in our country right now. Freddie, what's going on? Why is there a local car chase on the TV? It's Burgundy. He insisted! Can't you see what the son of a bitch is doing? We didn't have a story, so he made one. You can't do that! Tell Ron to speculate who's driving the car. Ron, speculate on who's driving the car. Uh, we believe the driver may be on drugs. He's probably 6'7", 6'8". But a skinny 6'7", 6'8". About 160. He may have a hostage or two. Uh, we don't know. He could have... The phone lines are lighting up. It's about the chase! I've never seen anything like it! Mr. Arafat, is there any scenario by which peace could be reached with Israel? Peace is what burns in my heart. I am committed to... What was... Excuse me.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
35.5s
What happened to the... The network cut to another developing story. Some kind of crazy car chase. Who covers a car chase? I am sitting here with the most important interview of my entire career, and they're cutting to a car chase? I would like to watch the car chase. You need to shut your mouth. This is extremely gripping. Oh! Oh! He just hit a car! He just hit a car! He hit a car! Did you see that? - He hit a car! - Wow! He hit the car! He hit the car! When did the news get awesome? And he just loses it! Wow! That's exactly what we needed. It was getting a little boring...
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues