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16.5s
Who wants some chimichangas, huh? Best thing I ever did was install this deep fryer in the 'bago. Ron, why do you have this bag of bowling balls and this terrarium filled with scorpions? - Oh, it's a long, crazy story! - Hey, Ron. Cruise control just regulates speed, it doesn't steer.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
24.2s
Ron and his news team simply thought they were making the news more fun. Little did they know they were changing the course of broadcast history forever. Hello, America. It's 2:00 a.m. Eastern time. I'm Ron Burgundy, and tonight's top story is America. She's the greatest country in the world. Heck, the history of the world! You're damn right!
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
23.3s
It was my hand. So... We're going to do this, aren't we? We most definitely are gonna do this. I feel a little awkward, because I'm... I'm about to have sex with a black lady! I'm sorry! I'm sorry. That's not the way I like to handle my business. When I get nervous, I sometimes lose control of the volume of my voice.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
24.9s
Dear God, please help me pull this off. I swear, if you help me, I will... I will become a monk. I will shave my head and become a monk... Ah, who are we kidding? I'm not going to do that. Oh, did you hear? Evan said there's some strange copy in the prompter. It's 2:00 a.m. It's Freddie Shapp's ass, not mine. Let's go. People who change history are rarely aware of it while doing so.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
28s
Oh! Guess what? I slept with a black woman. What? Nothing. Dad, do you like Spider-Man? Nope. Don't care for him. Never have. Don't like the mask, the costume, the get-up, the webs. He comes off like a real dickhead. Real poser. What's a poser? A poser is Gary. That's what a poser is. By the way, how is that shitheel? What's a shitheel?
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues