Taxi! Taxi! Damn it! It's so hard for a proud Mexican to get a taxi in this city!
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A shitheel is a real fun term that you should call Gary every time you see him. When he wakes you up for breakfast, say, "Good morning, shitheel." He'll probably give you $5 or some candy. Does that sound good? Yeah. You're a shitheel, Dad. Good. You should just call Gary that. 'Cause it makes him really happy. It makes me sort of happy, but it makes him really happy.
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And we are clear! Yes!
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Come back!
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Your baby.
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Sorry.
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I've only kissed people in my dreams. So, I've only kissed a tiny dragon and a woman with her hair on fire. I don't have a lot of experience with kissing, but I do know one thing... Always get your teeth involved. I think I'm ready to maybe try that kiss thing now.
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Oh, my goodness! That's the most badass thing I have ever heard.
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And after I received my Masters in Journalism from Columbia, I got a job with the London bureau for ABC News. Wow, London. You're so impressive, and I've... I've only been out of the United States twice. A handful of times in Mexico, and then the second time I left the country, we went to Salem, Oregon. Mr. Burgundy, are you nervous? God, yes. Did I scare you by coming on so strong?
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It's a gun from the future. No fair! He's got a gun from the future! Where did you get it from?
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It's sexual and yet frightening. It's an odd mixture.
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Yeah. Come on! Do it! Mmm. Aw. Don't cry.
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I've been watching you. You have?
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Oh, wow, he was having some fun.
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Bugger me with a didgeridoo. We knew we'd struggle to start, but these ratings are lower than I'd even imagined. Thank God for the 2:00 a.m. spike. It really saved our whole launch. Spike? What are you talking about?