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And it gets hot and sweaty and stanky. There's some stank on that love. What... What are you talking about? Let's put it this way, I be busting nuts like a squirrel. Oh, now, we don't have conversations like that over dinner. What are you doing? I'm addressing the white elephant in the room. I'm breaking down the barriers of race by assimilation. That's all I'm doing. Well, you're coming off like a jerk. I think it's going well. If you haven't noticed, we don't converse like that. Okay, okay. Look at big papa down here. He's saying to himself, "Shit! Look at this honky. "Sittin' at my table, eatin' my food. In my house? Touching my daughter?" I have. - I have touched your daughter. - Honey! We have done things, Papa. You ain't gonna like. You ain't gonna like it none! Oh, my goodness! I mean, I'm just a guy from Terre Haute, Indiana with a big ol' dick and a fat wallet and a spleef the size of a baby arm. Just looking for someone who wants to smoke it. Let's get some smoke going in this place, right? This ain't no Super Fly. What is your problem, man?
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Ron, this is Dr. Brangley. I've left dozens of messages. Somehow, they must be getting erased. But there is a procedure that can possibly return your sight. Please get back to me if you're interested. Well? Have you been erasing these messages? Yes. Ron, just let me explain. How could you? We've never been this happy and I just thought that... Thought that if I could see again, that somehow I couldn't love you and Walter anymore? Yes! Damn you, woman! You lied to me!
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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I can't even masturbate! Why? Heck, one morning, I spent 20 minutes aggressively rubbing my shin, wondering, "Where's the sensation? "Where's the pleasure coming?" You rubbed your shin thinking it was a penis? I know you think I'm stupid, don't you? - No! - The weirdo who lives in the weird lighthouse in the middle of nowhere. Ron, it was your choice to live in a "weird lighthouse." You know why I live here? Let me say it real slow and real loud. I'm bl-i-i-i-i-nd!
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues