You're blind. Milton, I'm an anchorman. I read the news off the teleprompter. It's what I do! How will I live? I'm no career counselor, but there are many things you can do. Be an oracle, or a mystic. Clearly, there must be something in this new-fangled office of yours that can help me! Settle down. There's got to be something in here! Settle down! Zombies! Zombies! Ahh!
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And now, before I join this couple in holy matrimony, Brick and Chani ask us to join them as they exchange their vows.
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He and his news team, along with Veronica, could have any job they wanted. But before that, they had one little thing to take care of.
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Yay! We won! Let's celebrate! Sparklers! - No, no, no, no, Brick! - No!
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My phone messages! Leave him alone! Not today!
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You would've known the second that you touched it... I'm just saying it's not going to be a cakewalk. Well, then we best get to it.
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I made a promise! I made a promise to my son!
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I bottle-fed you!
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The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout. You little hack! Huh? Who the hell do you think you are? After everything I've done for you, this is how you repay me? Well, I will crush you!
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My 35 ferrets. My massive student loan and real estate debt. It's all yours.
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You got three years left, my friend. You're gonna die!
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What spike? Burgundy. Who's Ron Burgundy? No, no, no, this can't be right.
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My golden goose. All right, baby. So I'm just gonna be giving you the details. Five, four, three, two... Good evening, America. After some time off, it's good to be back with you. I'm Ron Burgundy. We have a story tonight involving an affair, a cut-off penis, a TV star and a car chase. And throw it to the feed.
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Let's see here. "Global temperatures rise half a degree, "alarm climate scientists." Boring. "China could dominate the world economy in the next decade."
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And I'd do it again. Dad! Together we can defeat voodoo! Ron had finally learned how to love his son and his wife more than his career.