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Um, me, too! I'm ugly, too. Oh, my God, I love her. She's like a Martian. Who's hungry? Now, Cady, this is a very American snack called guac. Is it okay or are you vegan? Oh, no, I'm an omnivore. Yum-yum-yum. Okay, come here! I need you to tell me everything. Have you seen any boys that you think are cute yet? Oh. Uh, well, I... No. Well, don't worry. It's just a matter of time. You know, I always say that this school district has the highest taxes, but the hottest boys. That's disgusting. Oh, Regina! You're never gonna believe what I found in your closet this morning. Why were you in my closet? Because I'm doing that Japanese organizing thing where you take a little nap in the closet.
Mean Girls
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"Trang Pham is a grotsky little byotch." Still true. "Dawn Schweitzer is a horny shrimp." Well, she's taller now. Oh, my God. "Janis 'Imi'ike, Pyro-Lez." I forgot about that. Oh, my God, she is so weird. She is? She's in my homeroom. Oh, well, watch out, 'cause she's violent. Yeah, people think she's really good at art, but it's just 'cause she had to do art therapy. Yeah, Regina tried to be friends with her in middle school. Oh, my God, she was obsessed with me. And then when I got my first boyfriend, Kyle, she lit my backpack on fire.
Mean Girls
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Welcome to "Health and Human Sexuality." Now, this fall we'll be getting into the state-mandated unit on Abstinence. Of course then followed by, in the spring, Condoms and Choking. Where do you think you're going there, hotshot? I need to urinate. No way, José. Uh, it's Cady. Well, Cady, first thing you need to do is ask permission. But the second thing you'll need is this lavatory pass that is shaped like a sperm whale. Get it?
Mean Girls
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Thank you, Caddy. It's Cady. Cady, hi. I'm Ms. Norbury. I'll be your homeroom teacher. This is your roster. I see I also have you for A.P. Calculus. You must have had excellent teachers at your old school. Oh, I was homeschooled. Homeschooled? Oh, that's a fun way to take jobs from my union. No, I'm joking. It's fine. Ah. Um, do you think you can follow this schedule? Yeah, I think so. Okay, you're gonna be moving from class to class with each...
Mean Girls
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And who's at that table? Oh, no, no, no. We call them the Plastics 'cause they're shiny, fake and hard. Yeah, that's Gretchen Wieners. She knows everything about everybody. That's why her hair's so big. It's full of secrets. And that's Karen Shetty. She's the dumbest person you'll ever meet. I once saw her put a D in the word "orange."
Mean Girls