What? But they need me to start on September 9th. ♪ I don't want to live With what ifs, might haves ♪ ♪ Could have been if I had ♪ Cady? ♪ Only tried, not held back Oh, no ♪ ♪ That's not a part of my plan ♪ ♪ That's not the me that I That's not the me that I am ♪ ♪ This time There's no lookin' back ♪ ♪ I'm crossing things Off my list ♪ ♪ Don't want to run out of time Before I wake up and find ♪ ♪ There was a life That I missed ♪ ♪ My limit doesn't exist ♪
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Would we ever ask you to do something bad? Uh...
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I found your Burn Book! Cady, this is just, like, the funniest thing that the girls used to do. Please leave. You got it, baby. But, girls, I'm gonna be right downstairs if you need to talk to me about anything. I mean it. Deep stuff or boy troubles or blackheads or alcohol poisoning. You know, I have been through it all. Honey, I am not a regular mom. I'm @coolmom with six O's. Hashtag AgingHotly. Hashtag... Get out. Okay. Girls, just have so much fun. Remember, these are the best days of your life.
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Get in, loser.
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I'll pick you up at 3:00.
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It does not get better.
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Happy hump day, besties! Hi, Mrs. George. This is Cady. I just moved here. From Kenya. Welcome, Cady from Kenya. We haven't had any new meat in our little lady taco in so long. Mom, go make snacks. For sure. For sure, Regina, yeah. Thank you so much, Mrs. George. You have a beautiful mansion. Just slay, queens. Slay like no one's watching. But everybody's watching. Because you're gorgeous!
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Absolutely not. ♪ At the watering hole ♪ ♪ See the girls Who weren't nice ♪ ♪ Have to scatter like mice ♪ ♪ From a jungle cat ♪ ♪ And though Janis is great She does not have this power ♪ ♪ People literally cower ♪ ♪ Janis can't do that ♪ ♪ See her mark her territory ♪ ♪ As they follow in her train ♪ ♪ They were victims In their stories ♪ ♪ Now they shake their mane ♪ ♪ She's the queen of beasts And you're in her pride ♪ ♪ You have hitched a ride ♪ ♪ With the apex predator ♪ ♪ And it's kind of fun When she bares her claws ♪ ♪ You think You're safe because ♪ ♪ You're with The apex predator ♪ Do you think she'll be mad if I like Aaron? Samuels? Are you unwell? You can't like Aaron Samuels! Okay, okay! I'll be careful. I promise.
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Jason is crotch-sitting Taylor Wedell.
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Wow, your room is really nice. Thanks. It used to be my parents', but I made them trade me.
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Go find the shoes.
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What? Why did you say that? Maybe just try to have one successful interaction per day?
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Everybody find a seat.
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What was that? Oh, Lord, it's the Queen Bee. Don't look her in the eye!
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Find a seat. I don't want you to think of me as just any other teacher. I prefer to think of myself as a time traveler. Maintenant nous choisissons nos noms français.
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That's it.
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♪ Don't be fooled by the pink ♪ ♪ She is not playing dolls ♪ ♪ She is stalking the halls For the thrill of the kill ♪ ♪ Every person in school Is aware of her stare ♪ ♪ When she tosses her hair They go perfectly still ♪ ♪ All their eyes say "Don't attack me" ♪ ♪ Watch them sweat And pant and shake ♪ ♪ Every food chain Has its acme ♪ ♪ Regina George eats steak ♪ ♪ She's the queen of beasts She can smell your fear ♪ ♪ In this biosphere She's the apex predator ♪ ♪ Like a lioness ♪ ♪ Only with less fur Do not mess with her ♪ ♪ She's the apex predator ♪
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Welcome to "Health and Human Sexuality." Now, this fall we'll be getting into the state-mandated unit on Abstinence. Of course then followed by, in the spring, Condoms and Choking. Where do you think you're going there, hotshot? I need to urinate. No way, José. Uh, it's Cady. Well, Cady, first thing you need to do is ask permission. But the second thing you'll need is this lavatory pass that is shaped like a sperm whale. Get it?