May I have everyone's attention, please? Eyes to the front of the room. You may notice we have a new student joining us today. She just moved here from Kentucky. Kenya. Kenya. Her name is Caddy. It's Cady. Cady Heron. My apologies. I will commit that to memory. Cady, like the Canadian songstress k.d. lang, and Heron, like the illegal street drug.
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Hope you all had a good summer. Mine was pretty good. I worked in my brother-in-law's golf pro shop. Did not make a lot of money, so of course I am back to help shepherd you all into the future.
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What? But they need me to start on September 9th. ♪ I don't want to live With what ifs, might haves ♪ ♪ Could have been if I had ♪ Cady? ♪ Only tried, not held back Oh, no ♪ ♪ That's not a part of my plan ♪ ♪ That's not the me that I That's not the me that I am ♪ ♪ This time There's no lookin' back ♪ ♪ I'm crossing things Off my list ♪ ♪ Don't want to run out of time Before I wake up and find ♪ ♪ There was a life That I missed ♪ ♪ My limit doesn't exist ♪
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They want me to have lunch with them all week. That is tits! She means "that's great." I don't really get why you guys hate them so much. Regina seems kind of cool. No, no... Regina George is not cool. She's a scum-sucking life ruiner. Janis hates Regina because when we were in sixth grade, she told everybody that she was-- Hey, Damian! What? Shall we not? I am providing context. Caddy? You should have lunch with them and then report back and tell us every stupid, moronic thing they said. Spy on them? That's bad. No! Look at us.
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♪ I don't want to live With what ifs, might haves ♪ ♪ Could have been if I had ♪ ♪ Only tried, not held back Oh, no ♪ ♪ That's not a part of my plan That's not the me that I am ♪ ♪ No what ifs, regrets ♪ ♪ Wear my strengths And weakness ♪ ♪ I won't hide my feelings Oh, no ♪ ♪ That's not a part of my plan That's not the... ♪ Bitch, move.
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Make sure I'm in the frame. Make sure you get my head. I want to see my hair. All right, all right. Janis, hurry up! It's not easy making a movie. You better not drop my phone.
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All right. So, we never really do this, but... ...you're invited to eat lunch with us for the rest of the week. Oh. Um... That's okay. On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
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Would we ever ask you to do something bad? Uh...
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I'll pick you up at 3:00.
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It does not get better.
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I found your Burn Book! Cady, this is just, like, the funniest thing that the girls used to do. Please leave. You got it, baby. But, girls, I'm gonna be right downstairs if you need to talk to me about anything. I mean it. Deep stuff or boy troubles or blackheads or alcohol poisoning. You know, I have been through it all. Honey, I am not a regular mom. I'm @coolmom with six O's. Hashtag AgingHotly. Hashtag... Get out. Okay. Girls, just have so much fun. Remember, these are the best days of your life.
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Happy hump day, besties! Hi, Mrs. George. This is Cady. I just moved here. From Kenya. Welcome, Cady from Kenya. We haven't had any new meat in our little lady taco in so long. Mom, go make snacks. For sure. For sure, Regina, yeah. Thank you so much, Mrs. George. You have a beautiful mansion. Just slay, queens. Slay like no one's watching. But everybody's watching. Because you're gorgeous!