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♪ When I was nine ♪ ♪ I fell in love ♪ ♪ This Peace Corps guy ♪ ♪ I waited hours Inside his tent with flowers ♪ ♪ Which made him laugh Which made me cry ♪ ♪ By 13 I gave up trying ♪ ♪ I decided I would be A mathematician ♪ ♪ 'Cause math is real ♪ ♪ I memorized a lot of pi ♪ ♪ Because addition And subtraction and division ♪ ♪ Would never make me feel So stupid with love ♪ ♪ I didn't get it ♪ ♪ I didn't get it, somehow ♪ ♪ Smart with math But stupid with love ♪ ♪ I didn't get it I didn't get it till now ♪ ♪ Mm, mm, mm ♪ ♪ So thank you, math For being there ♪ ♪ To bring me joy ♪ ♪ And thank you, math ♪ ♪ 'Cause now you've brought me This cute boy ♪ ♪ He's like someone from TV ♪ ♪ He's like that guy Who gives out roses To those women ♪ ♪ His clothes, his grooming ♪ ♪ And he's a foot away from me ♪ ♪ With swoopy hair And shiny eyes That I could swim in ♪ ♪ He's live and in the room! ♪ ♪ And I'm stupid with love I want to get it ♪ ♪ I want to get it, but how? ♪ ♪ Smart with math But stupid with love ♪ ♪ I want to get it I didn't get it till now ♪ ♪ I'm astounded and nonplussed ♪ ♪ I am filled with calcu-lust ♪ ♪ Does this guy work out? He must ♪ ♪ All sweaty at the gym ♪ ♪ Could that image Be more hot? ♪ ♪ Let me just enjoy That thought ♪ ♪ School was rough But now it's not ♪ ♪ 'Cause now there's him ♪ ♪ Stupid with love I didn't get it ♪ ♪ I didn't get it, somehow ♪ ♪ Smart with math But stupid with love ♪ ♪ I didn't get it I didn't get it till now ♪
Mean Girls
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Okay. Yes! Do you have a pink shirt I can borrow? No! Yes! What shade? Welcome to A.P. Calculus. Congratulations. You know more math than 85% of Americans. But you will not rest on your laurels this year. I plan to push you. So let's get started. Chapter One, "Limits and Their Properties." What the heck are limits, you say? If I write out the equation, "The limit as x approaches two of [x + 1]," the function is what we're taking the limit of. I don't expect you to know how to do this yet. The limit equals three.
Mean Girls
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I sit diagonally from you. I'm also captain of the North Shore Mathletes. We're a very chill, dope, extracurricular option. You know, serve your college rezzy and your thirst for knolly. Don't say "knolly." Also Ms. Norbury says we get twice as much funding if we had a girl on the team, so think about joining, because we'd love to get jackets. Okay, yeah, sure. Where do I... No, no, you cannot join Mathletes. That is, like, socially ruinous! Ew, no. Why is he by our table? I can hear you, by the way. Can you hear me now? Bye. Uh, anyways, uh, just take my card in case you change your mind?
Mean Girls
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Those bitches! What is this, by the way? It's terrible. Oh, it's a Kälteen bar. Here, my mom used to give them to elderly people in Kapedo to help them gain weight. Mmm. I can feel it working. We should, like, crush this up and put it in Regina's food! What? Oh. No. No, no. I will keep having lunch with them, that's it. Also, we feel bad we yelled at you about liking Aaron. You should go for what you want. Hetero allyship. Oh, okay. It's so dumb. I only ever see him in Calc anyway. Oh. You're definitely safe in Calc. Regina will never set foot in there.
Mean Girls