♪ Cheap, fake Easy to break ♪ ♪ That's how I used to be ♪ Here... Take it. ♪ Now I'm awake ♪ ♪ I'll tell you what I see ♪ ♪ Plastic don't shine Glitter don't shine ♪ ♪ Rhinestones don't shine The way you do ♪ ♪ You are so real You are so rare ♪ ♪ I see you there ♪ ♪ I see you ♪ ♪ I see stars ♪ ♪ So many stars tonight ♪ ♪ You could make diamonds dull ♪ ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ ♪ I see stars ♪ ♪ You shine as bright as day ♪ ♪ I will look out for you ♪ ♪ We'll light each other's way ♪ ♪ You're all stars ♪
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I've watched this video a thousand times. Gretchen piledrived Regina. Regina really should be lifting through her glutes. Regina challenge! You know what that bitch gets? Not my sympathy. It's not like we like Regina anyway. She's such a bitch. She's so spoiled. Regina always wanted to be the center of attention. Girl, we all see you. Regina got what she deserves. But you know, that Cady girl was kind of cute. You know, she stayed, she waved. She ate, like, house down. Cady Heron was the only one that acted normal. Oh, yeah. I think she salvaged the worst tradition of the year. Period. She was... She's kind of hot. She might even be hotter than Regina George. No zits. Gum health. American Eagle. Cady doesn't even have to wear deodorant. I'm thinking of going red. Okay, so, somebody sent me this look, and I was like, "Hot girls, we are going back to red! Y2K fire-crotch is back!" Thank you, Cady Heron. Cady was looking good.
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But what is my fault is the way I treated my friends.
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Congrats on winning state. The jacket looks, uh, really good on you. Thanks. It has a pocket inside for a calculator. What? Yeah. Grool.
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I think people voted for me because they think I pushed someone in front of a bus. It's not your fault. A bus pushed me.
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I think everyone looks like royalty tonight. It just seems weird for one person to win this.
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♪ Wherever darkness falls ♪ ♪ I'll be the light ♪ ♪ To guide you home ♪ She sounds good.
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Are you still mad at me? I don't know. Are you still an asshole?
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♪ You stars ♪ ♪ So many stars tonight ♪ ♪ I see stars ♪ And that was the first time in history that Spring Fling was actually fun. Ms. Norbury and Mr. Duvall got wasted. JK, JK. Karen discovered the safe joy of dancing with theater boys. And Plastics and Jocks partied with math nerds. Janis danced to a pop song and didn't burst into flames.
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Okay, please welcome Santa's Helpers doing "Rockin' Around the Pole."
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So the moral of our story is thus: Calling someone stupid won't make you any smarter. And even the people you really don't like are still people who just want to coexist. So get off their dicks!
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You're next. You could be really hot if you change, like, everything.
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Grool.
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We should go downstairs. No, no, no, sit down. I'm amazing.
May I have everyone's attention, please? Eyes to the front of the room. You may notice we have a new student joining us today. She just moved here from Kentucky. Kenya. Kenya. Her name is Caddy. It's Cady. Cady Heron. My apologies. I will commit that to memory. Cady, like the Canadian songstress k.d. lang, and Heron, like the illegal street drug.