You think people would like this kind of food back home?
Chef
4.3s
This is really good, by the way. Yours are way better.
Chef
12.1s
- Where are we? - This is Little Havana. - Like in 'Grand Theft Auto'? - No, this is where I grew up. - You did? - Yes. And this is where Abuelito lives and works. Grandpa still works? What does he do?
Chef
7s
- 20? - He's saying that he lost 20 pounds. - 20. - I know what he said. But I'm down... That is in two months. I'm down... In two weeks, I've lost 15.
Chef
7.6s
- Eh, no, Papa. - What did he say? No, he's asking if we're back together. No, no, we're friends. I'm helping watch the baby.
Chef
5.4s
Think he's in town? I don't know, but, you know, I can find out tomorrow... I call him.
Chef
4.6s
In case you don't want to remove your shoes. Thank you.
Chef
3.3s
- You think people would like it? - Yeah, it's real food. Why not?
Chef
5.4s
Trash, trash, trash. Save that, save that. Save the metal ones.
Chef
2.2s
My suit doesn't even fit me anymore.
Chef
2.1s
You're full of shit.
Chef
2.4s
I can't see.
Chef
53.8s
Are we... we're talking about the carpet now or are we talking about the, um... the... - We're talking about... - I don't even know anymore. I think, um... I'd go with the brown. And as far as that goes, that's a personal... that's... - I don't know. - You're not a turd, OK? I don't want you to feel that way coming in here with your hat in your hand. You went fucking crazy on the internet. That was awesome. You lost respect, which I love, 'cause it's passion. You know, you lost everything. You know, you're not a loser, but you have lost, OK? You're not a turd. A turd that lost. I don't know that I feel like a turd. - Good. - I feel like I had a bad week. I feel like I lost my job, I made an ass of myself on the internet. I'm divorced, I'm old, I got no money. I live in a shitty apartment in Venice. But you know what makes me feel like a turd? That I'm in my ex-wife's ex-husband's office and asking for a fucking favour and all he's doing is busting my balls. I like this humility. It's good.
Chef
36.3s
- I got a food truck. - Get the hell out! No shit. You got a fucking taco truck? Tony! Tony, Carl's got a fucking taco truck. For real? - Jefe! Like with tacos and shit? - I just... Yeah, I would assume. What are you gonna cook? You know, Cuban sandwiches, plátanos, arroz con pollo. Simple shit like we used to do for family meal. Oh, yeah, I remember those days, man. - Fuck he doing with a taco truck? - Goddamn. - I'd love some of that shit now. - What's he doing with a taco truck? - It's good, right? It could be cool. - Yeah. Get the fuck off the phone, bro. Let's go! Alright, alright, alright! I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man. Attila the Hun is calling me. I gotta go, man. Alright. Be good, man.
Chef
24.1s
Truth be told, food trucks are a great idea. You know what I mean? I think we take it back to something simple. Let me see if I got something to say anymore. I don't even know. - It's no problem. - I'll pay you back. As long as it's not weird for you... I don't want you to feel like because you were with Inez and you guys were sleeping together and I was with her and we had this... I was with her, then you were with her, and then maybe I fucked her after. I don't even know what happened with us.
Chef
15.1s
- Casper's here. - How ya doing? - Glad you're here. Look at you. - How's it going? Come over here. Candy, come over here. You're a sight for sore eyes. What you want to eat, something? I want to see you eat something. Alright? I'm worried. Eat some crackers or something. Thanks.
Chef
10.2s
Look at you. She's pregnant. Just found out. The... This one? Pissed on a stick, came in, laid it on me five seconds ago.
Chef
9.3s
This is a good knife. It'll last you a long time if you take care of it. Don't lose it. I won't. Thank you.