Gotta still hit the farmers' market. - What time is it? - 10:00-ish. - It's 10:00? - Mm-hm. I gotta pick up the kid. Where's Tony? Tony and I were out late last night. But don't worry, he's gonna be here. - You got this? - Yes. He's not gonna flake. Neither am I.
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Inez?
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I don't get it. I don't get it. Everyone loved it. He loved it, even. Then Why'd he write all that mean shit about me? About my food? Who cares? Who cares? I do. 'Cause I could have done better. I should have cooked the shit I was gonna cook. You're ignoring the fact that everyone was happy and you're making a problem where there's no problem. It's not hard to make people happy. There's certain things you could put on a menu that'll make everybody happy. If you put ahi tuna on a menu, it will sell out. It's guaranteed. You know that. But I cooked the beef cheek, which is a better dish, and nobody wants to even try it. - It was good, though. - Yeah, for family meal. Well, who you cooking for, though? That's my point. Why do I have to pick? Why do I have to choose? Why can't I have both? There are chefs that cook food that they believe in and people will try because they're open to a new experience and they'll end up liking it. - What do you want me to say to you? - The truth. You want me to tell you that you're the best chef that I ever worked with. And it's true, because you are. You are, Carl. You are the best chef I've ever worked with. - OK. - I mean it. Well, thank you. You're welcome.
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- Dad? - Yeah. You got 1,653 followers since last night. - Oh, is that good? - It's amazing. Oh, good. What does it mean? It means that 1,653 people are reading your Twitter feed. Mm-hm. I thought it was like texting. Did you post anything since last night? - No. - Are you sure? Yeah, I just sent a private message to somebody. - To who? - To that A-hole food critic. You could only send private messages to people who are following you. I think you might have posted that publicly. No, he wrote something nasty about me and then I hit reply and it let me send a message to him. Dad, replies are public. Everybody can read them. And it looks like he re-tweeted it to all his 123,845 followers. And he wrote back.
Well, Mommy and Daddy, you know, we... we both grew apart, in different directions. But we're still really good friends. It's just better if we don't live in the same house. - And that we're not married. - Oh. - You understand? - No. It's hard to explain.
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Hey, listen, could we twitter each other when we're not in the same place? - Yeah. - Could you show me how to do that? Yeah. OK. So, first you click here and you have to enter your username.
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- Right. - You could also log in on your iPhone. Uh-huh. You click this button here, it posts your feed so all your followers can read it.
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- We both agreed not to do that. - I know. Why don't I just cook you something? Oh, OK. Fuck it. Let's go.
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Good. I'm gonna make it up to him.
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Well, we do things. No, not just, like, watching something or doing something. Like, hanging out and talking. And learning things from each other. I figured, you know, with you living at Mom's house and me working all the time, when we hung out, you liked to do fun things. I think this is kinda fun. You know, just figuring stuff out. Like when you lived at home.
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You're not the reason that I'm not living at home. You know that, right? - Mm-hm. - 'Cause it's true. - Then why? - Then why what? Well, why don't you live home?
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- How's it work? - It's cool. It's cool? That's how it works, it's cool? - You tweet on it. - Is that like texting? No. - Sign me up. - OK.
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@ChefCarlCasper? Is that cool? Yeah, that's good. At... Chef...
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You know about Twitter? - Yeah, I have an account. - Yeah?
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- Taken. - Someone took my name?
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OK.
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Carl... Casper. So is this for sex? Eww! Is that what you're doing this for? No, I'm not doing it for that. Someone wrote something bad. I wanna see what they wrote. Good. Oh, shit. Hey. You can't talk like that. I don't care if Mommy's not around. I don't want you cursing around here. - That review went viral. - What does that mean? It means it got picked up and re-tweeted everywhere. So all these people have read the review? - Yeah. - Oh, shit. - I think it's kinda cool. - I don't. - No, I mean, us doing this. - Doing what? You know, just hanging out. We hang out all the time. No, like, hanging out and doing something.