Look, I think I know what's wrong with her. What? What is it? You know how Needy has been really upset since Colin Gray died? Mm-hmm. Well, it's notjust because he was, like, brutally murdered and stuff. I don't wanna say this! Say it.
Jennifer's Body
17s
Needy and Colin were intimate. And by that... I mean they were porking on a semi-regular basis. No. She and Colin were doing things that you have never even heard of. Okay? Total varsity moves.
Jennifer's Body
10.8s
I hope everybody has had an opportunity... to consume some of the pecan sandies and Cran-Grape... that were so generously donated by the parents club. Yeah!
Jennifer's Body
10s
But the real treat is yet to come. We have some special guests this evening. I just can't believe that she would mess with your head like this.
Jennifer's Body
10.3s
Needy, I think you need help. Oh, my God. You don't believe me. It's not that I don't believe you. I just don't believe this. God! This is a nightmare!
Jennifer's Body
4.3s
You come with me. We're gonna sort all this out, okay?
Jennifer's Body
3.9s
She's been acting a little off lately.
Jennifer's Body
2.7s
Everything I once believed in.
Jennifer's Body
2.9s
I got the monopoly on pain.
Jennifer's Body
43.1s
"Demoni"� "Demonic transference. " It's something that happens when you try to sacrifice a virgin to Satan... without using an actual virgin. The guys in the band tried to sacrifice her in the woods. But what they didn't know is that she hasn't been a virgin since junior high. It all makes sense now. Read this. "If the human sacrifice is impure, the result may still be attained, "but the demon will forever reside in the soul ofthe victim. She must forever feed on flesh to sustain the demon. " - Okay. - She's eating boys! They, like, make her really pretty and glowy... and her hair looks amazing. And then when she's hungry, she's weak and cranky and ugly. I mean, like, ugly for her. Don't you get it? The dance. It'll be like an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Jennifer's Body
31.3s
Chip, I can't go to the dance with you. What? Why? Look, just trust me. You shouldn't go at all. What are you talking about? Not here. What's going on? You're breaking up with me? Please, Chip! I just need to show you something. Is this aboutJennifer? Yes! But I promise you this is the last thing� Needy, I care about you. A lot. As a person, not just some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night. And I'm scared ofwhat's happening to you. You're acting really fucked up. Please just let me show you.
Jennifer's Body
22.6s
Okay. Jennifer's evil. I know. No, I mean, she's actually evil. Not high-school evil. I've been through the occult section at the library five times. Our library has an occult section? Yeah, it's um� it's really small. Uh, you have to read this.
Jennifer's Body
10.8s
Well, what about the dance? Who cares about the goddanged dance, Chip? I do. I ordered your corsage. It's an orchid. It was, like, $12.
Jennifer's Body
15.2s
Needy. I should have believed you. I'm sorry. No. No, no. Listen to me. I'm gonna get some help. Okay? Okay? Yeah. Okay.
Jennifer's Body
4.1s
Just bought our formal tickets. Did you make reservations at the Cheesecake Factory?
Jennifer's Body
7s
I'll be at the dance. I just need to keep an eye on Jennifer. Promise me you're not gonna go.
Jennifer's Body
6.1s
Thought I'd ask. You seem like you might be plugging.
