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Just one Toast 'Em, huh? I like Toast 'Ems. Well, that's good. But I'm not sure a Toast 'Em can provide sufficient energy during your day. I recommend more complex carbo� - No, she didn't! - I recommend you shut the fuck up! All right.

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I'll kill him myself.

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Forget it. He's seminal, but whatever. Anyway, this singer guy, Jennifer says he's extra salty, so- Salty. Salty means beautiful. Well, then you must be soy sauce, babe.

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Ow! Shit! Ooh! Puncture wound. God, that's so emo.

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I remember.

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Jennifer!

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I couldn't bring myself to hurt you. I mean, I'm a really good friend, but I was just so hungry.

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No, baby. This is our house, just for you and me.

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Hi. Hi. Uh� we just wanted to meet you or something. I'm Jennifer Check, and this is my friend. Hi. I'm Nikolai. This is, uh� These guys are my band. Low Shoulder. Yeah, we've heard� I've heard about you. You play your instruments really super good. Thank you. We are professionals. Hey. Sorry. Could I ask you a question? Um, why would you wanna play all the way out here in Devil's Kettle? You live in the city, right? Yeah. But, you know, I think it's really important sometimes to try and connect with our fans... in the shitty areas too.

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Come on, Needy. I promised Chip that I would hang out with him tonight. Boo. Cross out Needy.

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Sandbox love never dies. d Dance, dance, dance, dance d d You are the girl d d That I've been dreaming ofd You're totally lesbi-gay. What? She's my best friend. d Ever since I was a little girl d d One d d I'm biting my tongue d d Two d d He's kissing on you dd Hey, Monistat. What's up, Vagisil? You and me are going out tonight. Uh, tonight. Why? Because Low Shoulder are playing at Melody Lane. They're this indie rock band from the city. I saw their MySpace page, and the lead singer's extra salty. Plus, there'll be lots of other salty morsels there for you.

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Those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt. It's a rock show. This is my rock look. Well, I can see, like, your womb, so� I've never even heard of Low Shoulder. Which one is Jennifer stalking? The lead singer. Girls like her don't go out with drummers. - Thanks a lot. - No offense. She'd probably make an exception ifyou were, like, a drummer who's also the lead singer. - Like Phil Collins. - Who's Phil Collins?

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Unless you want me to arrest ya for possession. You're gonna arrest me? You're not even out of the academy yet, Roman. Two more months. Then I'm on the force for reals.

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Put it in.

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I need you frightened. I need you hopeless. Hopeless. Hopeless.

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Anyway, I don't really remember what happened after that. I just know that I woke up and I found my way back to you.

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Are you lost?

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"Wear something cute" meant something very specific in Jennifer-speak. It meant I couldn't look like a total zero, but I couldn't upstage her either. I could expose my stomach, but never my cleavage. Tits were her trademark.

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