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You know, man, it could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car. There's always that. I don't know, it�s just... when you buy furniture, you tell yourself, that's it. That's the last sofa I'm gonna need. Whatever else happens, I've got that sofa problem handled. I had it all. I had a stereo that was very decent, a wardrobe that was getting very respectable. I was close to being complete. Shit, man. Now it's all gone. All gone. Hmm. All gone.
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59.5s
Do you know what a duvet is? Comforter. It's a blanket. Just a blanket. Why do guys like you and I know what a duvet is? Is this essential to our survival in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we, then? We're, uh, you know, consumers... Right. We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty- these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra. Martha Stewart. Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man. So fuck off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns. I say, never be complete. I say, stop being perfect. I say, let's... let's evolve. Let the chips fall where they may.
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32.1s
Marla, I know that I've been acting very, very strange. OK, I know that it's got to seem Like there's 2 sides to me- 2 sides? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass. I deserve that, but- I've come to realize something very, very important. What? The full extent of our relationship wasn't really clear to me up until now, for reasons I'm not going to go into, but the important thing is, I know that I haven't been treating you so nice. Yeah, whatever. No, no - 15 seconds. 15 seconds, please, please. 15 seconds, don't open your mouth. I'm trying to tell you that I'm sorry. Because what I've come to realize is that I really like you, Marla.
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32.6s
My dad never went to college, so it was real important that I go. That sounds familiar. So I graduate, I call him up long distance. I say, "Dad, now what?" He says, "Get a job." Same here. Now I'm 25. I make my yearly call again. I say, "Dad, now what?" He says, "I don't know. Get married." Eh, I mean... I can't get married. I'm a 30-year-old boy. We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.
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22.5s
Guys, what do you wish you'd done before you die? Paint a self-portrait. Build a house. And you? I don't know. Get in the right lane. I have to know the answer to this question. If you were to die right now, how would you feel about your life? I don't know! I wouldn't feel anything good about my life. Is that what you want to hear me say? Fine. - Come on! - Not good enough. Stop fucking around! Tyler!
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