- Yeah, sure. - Yeah, of course. - Of course. I mean, that's... - Yeah. Cool. Thanks. - Yeah. - It's cool. Great. Okay. Thanks. You, uh...
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Hey, what's that? Oh! Ow! Oh!
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Give me the phone! Let go! - This is not cool, Lizzy! - I don't have to listen to you anymore, Pretend Mom! This isn't...
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God! - Oh, my God. Are you okay? - Oh, God. Hold on.
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For what it's worth, I heard what you guys did in there. You're good parents, looking out for your kids. - If I'd had a chance to do the same... - The kids! Oh, my God! - Juan, Lita! Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! - Guys!
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You like that?
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I think I have to take a crap. - That's not the reaction we were looking for on that. - She's jealous! - Oh! - Hey! Oh, my God! What are you doing? - What's going on? - Please give this to me. Lizzy! - You're not allowed to take my phone! - What's she doing? God! She's taking naked selfies in the bathroom! - She's taking naked selfies of herself? - What are you doing to my phone? I'm deleting everything here! Delete, delete, delete. How many photos did you take? What is wrong with you? - Everyone does it! It's no big deal! - It's a big, huge, giant deal! Fifteen-year-old girls should never be naked, ever! - Can you take the door? - Don't read my texts! Open the door! "If you don't show me something soon, I might lose interest." - What? Who is this person, Lizzy? - Open the door! Oh, no. No, no. Dick pic! There's a dick pic! Come on, kids, we are going in the living room. Is this that kid Jacob you were talking about? That sweet kid from school is sending you photos of his beeswax? Jesus, that is a trout! Get out of here! - Lizzy! - Get out here now!
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- You bought this? - Yeah.
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Come here, Son. How's your foot? You okay? You okay if I call you "Son"? Sure. - Where's Lizzy? - Right there. See her? Oh, yeah, she's right there.
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- All right. - Lita?
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- Let's not call her bad names. - Don't tell me how to treat my kid! You think you're better than me, huh?
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So he doesn't have to wear a cast or anything? It's just stitches? - Yeah. - Well, that's good news. - Yeah. - And how did this happen? It was my fault. I walked away, and I left the gun there. - Juan just picked it up. - No. It wasn't their fault. It was mine. I was trying to leave in a car and I wasn't supposed to, and then they got distracted, and then I yelled at Juan, and he dropped the thing on his foot... Don't be ridiculous. I should never have left the nail gun there. Pete, shut up! This is the kind of stuff they move kids for, okay? It wasn't their fault. They didn't do anything. - I should be the one getting in trouble right now. - It's okay. Why don't you come on over here? Excuse me. And, uh, let's talk about what happened.
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Oh, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Great idea, by the way. - It's awesome. - Why don't you come help us hang some tile? - Yeah. No, I, uh...
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Lizzy. Lizzy. I'll go get her. You watch the kids. - Just wait there, okay? - Lizzy! Lizzy! Lizzy!
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Okay, what do we have here?
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- Hi, Lizzy. - Hey, Charlie.
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Hey, hey. What's up? Uh, Kylie, Savanna, these are my, um... fosters. - Yeah, yeah. - We're the fosters! - I'll see you guys later. - Actually, we were just gonna go on the water ride. Let her go with her friends. They don't want to be stuck here with a bunch of old farts like you two. They want to ride the big stuff and check out the hot boys. Here's a hundred. Buy yourselves some souvenirs and junk food. - Uh-huh. - Thanks, Grandma Sandy. Thanks! All right, cool. Uh, meet you guys at... What time are we going back to your house? We're going back to our house, where we all live, at 7:00! Okay, I'll see you then. Bye! - Mom, what are you doing? You can't... - Oh, no! Little Juanny's upchucking in the trash bin! You all right, peanut? Was it all the funnel cakes we ate? Oh. Oh, oh.