(SINGING) Hands touching hands Reaching out Touching me, touching you Sweet Caroline Bah,bah,bah! Fuck!
Ted 2
6.5s
Hey, what's going on? What are you doing here? (SIGHS) I just feel at home among the outcasts. What are you guys doing here?
Ted 2
10.9s
No, he's not my property. He's a person. He's way more of a person than lots of other people. I mean, fucking Steven Tyler? What the fuck is that? Some kind of weird soccer-mom-looking Goonie monster? Your Honor? I'll allow it.
Ted 2
2.6s
God damn it, thatundenuear had shit on it!
Ted 2
7.7s
I can't legally keep you on as an employee because I've been informed that you're technically... Technically not a person. Yeah. Jesus Christ!
Ted 2
4s
What does that even mean? Like, you're a thing? What, like garbage or a piece of shit?
Ted 2
1.8s
Uh,yeah.
Ted 2
4.9s
That's just like me. That's exactly what I'm going through. Well, it's a little different.
Ted 2
7.5s
(SHOUTS) The boxing... You've never seen Rocky? She's not serious. You've never seen Rocky? You know... (IMITATING ROCKY SOUNDTRACK)
Ted 2
14.9s
Sorry. You don't mind the pot, do you? I get migraines. Oh, absolutely, me, too. That's fine. I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 2O minutes. Oh, I'm Samantha Jackson. Ted. How are ya? Good to meet you. John. Nice to meet you. Wait, wait, wait. What's your middle name?
Ted 2
23.5s
You know, Rocky! I'm not gonna remember a movie I've never seen justbecause you're singing a song I don't know. You don't know Samuel L. Jackson, you don't know Rocky. You are literally pop culture illiterate. I have a college degree. My pop culture references are Hamlet, Achilles and Dorian Gray. Ever heard of any of them? No, but I'm pretty sure Mr. T could kick their ass! Yeah, Sam, you really need to be educated. Oh, really? Um, can either of you tell me who wrote The Great Gatsby?
Ted 2
3s
Um, one of the janitors would like to see you.
Ted 2
2.4s
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) Yes!
Ted 2
20.5s
(SINGING) What did you think I would do at this moment When you're standing before me With tears in your eyes That answer your question? Objection. Your Honor? (SINGSONGY) Overruled! A-ha! What it is, man! Dynomite.
Ted 2
9.5s
Oh, my God! So you're Sam L. Jackson! (LAUGHS) That's fucking great! Just like Sam L. Jackson! Who is that? You ever seen any movie ever? He's the black guy.
Ted 2
6s
Your name is Toby! You're going to learn to say your name. Let me hear you say it.
Ted 2
3.8s
And if I may inquire, why did you not choose to have a child of your own?
